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TREETON MINE.
Black powder is being poured from a small barrel into a bowl, then the barrel is pulled back to leave a trail. When Lambert reaches the Sheriff, Gisborne and Marian, he turns the barrel upright and corks it.
LAMBERT: We are ready. Forgive our excitement, Marian, but we’ve been waiting months for this.
MARIAN: I’m intrigued.
GISBORNE: You’ll be astonished, I assure you.
The Sheriff, sitting on his horse, is bored. He leans on his hand.
LAMBERT: Right. What you are about to see here today demonstrates that by containing the black powder, we can control the charge. Guy’s miners would then be able to place a small charge at the scene... Gisborne looks back at the Sheriff ... let the powder do the hard work, and increase production without endangering lives.
The Sheriff yawns.
GISBORNE: Please dismount, my lord. There may be quite a bang.
SHERIFF: Really ?
GISBORNE: And your horse is highly strung.
SHERIFF: It won’t be the only highly strung creature if I’m made to hang around for much longer. Dismounts by stepping on a guard’s back.
Lambert lights the end of the trail with a torch. The Sheriff stands and watches the flame as his horse is led away, then realises how volatile the powder is as it quickly travels along its line. He ducks behind a wooden screen with a window with the others. There is a large explosion as the powder bowl ignites. All but Lambert duck. As the three slowly stand again, the Sheriff is now visibly impressed. They all walk towards the blast site. Gisborne pats Lambert on the back.
GISBORNE: Well done, my friend.
The Sheriff stands in the centre of the crater and jumps up and down, giddy with excitement.
SHERIFF: Well done, Gisborne. Get me ten or twenty large, huge crates. Ha-ha! Claps.
LAMBERT: If I’m to create more black powder, then there are conditions.
SHERIFF: Really ?
Gisborne glares at Lambert.
LAMBERT: One, I’m allowed to sell my discovery to other mining concerns.
SHERIFF: Naturally.
LAMBERT: Two, I get a bonus for me work.
SHERIFF: Of course.
LAMBERT: And finally... notices Gisborne glaring at him... this powder must never be used as a weapon.
SHERIFF: Exaggerates an agreeing look Ah. Climbs out of the crater to Lambert I think you and I have a future. Trust me.
LAMBERT: Thinks. Mutters No.
GISBORNE: Admonishing Lambert !
LAMBERT: I think not.
GISBORNE: Think about what you’re doing.
LAMBERT: I cannot trust you.
The Sheriff steps in to Lambert as guards gather round.
SHERIFF: My dear boy...
LAMBERT: Let me go or there will be trouble. Backs away from the Sheriff.
SHERIFF: I adore trouble.
Lambert backs away more, then throws a tube toward the Sheriff and Gisborne, who hit the deck. The tube explodes when it hits the ground. Lambert waves another at the guards.
Get him!
Lambert throws another bomb.
Alive!
The guards dive away and Lambert makes a run for it.
GISBORNE: Getting up. Lambert!
The guards pursue. Lambert runs through the woods, straight into Robin and Little John, who catches him.
ROBIN: Whoa!
LITTLE JOHN: Whoa! Whoa! Don’t go.
ROBIN: Stop. Stop! We can help you!
Lambert twists away, thinking they’re with the Sheriff.
LAMBERT: No. No!
Lambert tosses a bomb at Robin and Little John and they duck out of the way as it explodes.
OPENING CREDITS
Lambert turns around and runs straight into the guards. Allan, Much, Djaq and Will are watching. Robin and Little John join them.
GUARD : Stand still.
LAMBERT: Back off !
GUARD :No point struggling.
Another guard grabs Lambert from behind. Gisborne arrives on his horse.
GISBORNE: It was a mistake to run, Lambert. You’ll not renege on our deal.
LAMBERT: There can be no deal. You lied to me, Guy.
GISBORNE: You force me to do this. to guard: Search him.
LAMBERT: You promised me you would not use it as a weapon. Please!
GISBORNE: Where is the ledger... with the formula ?
Lambert is silent.
That information belongs to both of us. I commissioned you.
LAMBERT: And that is where your input ends.
The gang are still watching from the brush. Little John wipes the soot from his hair.
Black powder is not a toy, Guy. It is lethal. And I will not let you abuse its power.
GISBORNE: Where is it ?
LAMBERT: Somewhere you’ll never find it.
SHERIFF: Next to Gisborne on his horse. Your friend seems to enjoy the power he has over us. Very clever. Congratulations, you just made yourself the most important man in Nottingham, Lambert. So when we hurt you, we’ll do it very carefully.
The Sheriff clicks to his horse and the guards follow him with Lambert. Robin and the gang are still watching, hidden amongst the trees.
ALLAN: He’s done for.
ROBIN: We’re done for, if the Sheriff gets the ledger.
SHERWOOD FOREST.
The gang walk back to camp.
ALLAN: Few of those, you could take out a whole town, couldn’t you ? “Hello, villagers. What ? You can’t pay your taxes ? Boom! You’re out.”
LITTLE JOHN: It’s not funny. Punched me to the ground.
WILL: What was that ?
ROBIN: Greek fire. When we were in the Holy Land, we heard tales of boats being destroyed, sunken without a trace.
DJAQ: Typical. Our alchemists have been experimenting with it for years and it’s called Greek ? Never Saracen. Greek!
ALLAN: It’s amazing.
WILL: No it’s not. It’s evil. It doesn’t require any courage or strength or wit to use it.
ROBIN: Right. The plan is... somebody needs to get arrested and taken to the dungeons.
ALLAN: Chuckles I’m not being funny or anything, but isn’t getting arrested what we normally try and avoid ?
ROBIN: Well, that’s the quickest way in. Why, are you volunteering ?
ALLAN: No.
Much stops and raises his hand. The gang stop and turn round to see him.
MUCH: What ?
The gang snigger and laugh and resume walking.
What ? Oi! Chases them down. I’m being serious!
NOTTINGHAM TOWN.
Much is walking through town yelling, hoping that will get him arrested, but although the townspeople stop to listen and agree, he is completely ignored by the guards.
MUCH: Prince John, in the absence of good King Richard, has turned this country into a state of terror! His followers are thugs! Our taxes are too high! People are starving! Stops, looks around, confused as to why the guards are doing nothing. to himself: What does one have to do to get arrested ?
Much walks up to a guard, kicks him hard in the groin and punches him. The crowd cheer.
Arrest me!
Another guard grabs him and starts to drag him off. A third punches Much, then grabs the other arm and both guards drag Much to the castle.
Thank you.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. DUNGEONS.
Much is thrown into a cell next to Lambert’s. Lambert is crouched in a corner. Much sidles up to the bars.
MUCH: Whispers Hello. Lambert ignores him. Psst. Lambert looks up. I’m a friend of Robin Hood. And this... holds up a lock pick... is a rescue.
Lambert frowns sceptically and the doors open above as Much tries to pick at his manacles. He looks up as someone steps into view at the far end of the dungeons.
to himself: Gisborne.
Much fumbles and drops the pick. Panicked, he sits on it as Gisborne approaches him.
GISBORNE: Take this runt... pointing to Much... to the Great Hall.
Guards come in and drag off Much.
to Lambert: Lambert, help me to help you. I cannot hold off the Sheriff much longer.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. THE GREAT HALL.
The guards push a shackled Much into the centre of the room. Gisborne follows him in. The Sheriff enters from above.
SHERIFF: to Gisborne Lambert should be at the screaming stage right now, but all I hear is nothing. Comes downstairs.
GISBORNE: I’m determined to reason with him, my lord.
SHERIFF: Ah, really ? Walks to Much. And is it working... looks at Much... reason ? You going soft, Gisborne, hm ? Faces Gisborne and steps back to circle Much. Because he’s your friend, is that it ? Well, leave him with me. I’ll reason with him.
GISBORNE: I can handle him.
SHERIFF: No-no, you failed me. You’re off the project. Now, what [points at Much] is this creature doing here ?
GISBORNE: This is one of Robin Hood’s inner circle. This is his righthand man.
SHERIFF: Oh, bravo! Steps to Gisborne.
GISBORNE: He can tell us all we need to know about the outlaws.
SHERIFF: Like what, hm ? That Robin Hood is against us ? That he keeps moving his camp on, hm ? There’s nothing to know!
GISBORNE: All right. So hang him then, make an example.
Much looks up but shows no emotion.
SHERIFF: Brilliant! Whispers A clue: no. Hang him... walks behind Much... and you have an instant martyr. Suddenly, everybody loves Robin Hood.
GISBORNE: So what would you suggest we do with him then ?
SHERIFF: I’ll make a real example of this man.
Much’s eyes widen slightly as the Sheriff chuckles.
SHERWOOD FOREST. A PATH TO NOTTINGHAM.
Little John, Djaq, Allan and Robin, in cloaks, are heading to Nottingham to help rescue Much and Lambert.
ALLAN: Does anyone fancy a wager ? No answer. Yeah ? Who thinks he’ll get out on his own ?
ROBIN: Glances back at Allan Trust me, Allan. Much can do it.
ALLAN: Are we talking about the same Much ?
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. THE GREAT HALL.
Much is seated at one end of the long table. The Sheriff is at the other end.
MUCH: I will not poison myself. You will have to kill me first.
SHERIFF: Stands Poison yourself ? Walks briskly down the table to Much, where there are plates of food all around him. Picks up a goblet. This... holds the goblet to his nose... is Burgundy wine. And this... picks off a piece of meat... is the very best venison, hm ? Eats the meat. Mm. A feast. Drinks. Although, granted, it may taste like poison to a peasant’s palate. Holds the goblet to his lips, raises his eyebrows at Much, then drains the goblet.
Much hesitantly takes a bite of a plum.
Hm... which reminds me. Gisborne, your sword.
Much stops eating and stares at Gisborne wide-eyed.
We’re going to take hearts and minds to a new level.
Gisborne draws his sword and hands it to the Sheriff. Much looks back and forth at them uncertainly, then pushes the Sheriff aside to make a break for it.
Calmly. Stop him.
The guards catch Much.
Make him kneel.
The Sheriff checks the edge of the blade as Gisborne walks over to Much, who is struggling to get free. Gisborne puts a hand on Much’s head and pushes him to his knees. The Sheriff approaches Much, point first. Much stares at the point as it reaches his face and cringes.
By the powers vested in me... blah-di-blah-di-blah, I dub you... taps Much’s shoulders with the blade... Earl of Bonchurch. Hm ?
The Sheriff puts the point of the sword under Much’s chin, forcing him to look up.
That’s what you were promised, wasn’t it, when you came home ? Hm ?
Gisborne looks at the Sheriff, astonished.
Stand !
The Sheriff glances at Gisborne and Gisborne pulls Much to his feet.
Lord Much ! Well... swings the sword back to Gisborne. Do you feel honoured ?
MUCH: Astonished Have you really just made me an earl ?
SHERIFF: Well, not quite. No. I will have a word with Prince John and he will make it official.
Gisborne shakes his head.
So, you will have all the privileges and luxuries of a lord. You will take your seat in the lodge at Bonchurch. Oh, and er, I expect you at the Council of Nobles tomorrow. Sits in Much’s seat and eats the plum. Mm.
Gisborne glares at Much, unhappy that the Sheriff appears to have given away a piece of his estate.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. DUNGEONS.
Lambert is hanging by his hands, trying not to make any sound, as the Sheriff comes to the door, Gisborne following.
SHERIFF: You’re an intelligent young man. What would you do if you were me, hm ?
The Sheriff pokes Lambert in the chest and Lambert cries out.
I have a little of your very exciting black powder and I want some more. Feigns being hurt: But you won’t give any more, poo.
LAMBERT: Lower lip trembling I’ll not allow you to use this as a weapon.
SHERIFF: But if I ask you nicely, er, will you give me your ledger with the formula, please ?
Lambert hums quietly.
Well, there’ll be no nicey nicey now. Have fun. Turns to the jailer. Show him the instruments of torture.
Gisborne turns away.
LAMBERT: Guy!
The jailer nods as a large object is moved around.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. GUEST CHAMBER.
The Sheriff and Gisborne spy on Much in the guest chamber from behind the ornate wooden wall. Much is being fitted with lordly robes.
SHERIFF: Don’t take it personally, Gisborne. Consider if you will the effect on the peasants. “Oh, look, one of us has been made a noble. If we work hard, keep our heads bowed, good little boys and girls, maybe we’ll get rewarded, too.” You see, our point of view is that of money and power. Give him money and power, well, he sees the world from our point of view. Oh, and um, just between you and me, I’ve a certain person in place who’ll keep him on track... loyal, trustworthy.
GISBORNE: If you’ll excuse me, my lord. Leaves.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. COURTYARD.
Marian comes down the main steps towards the gate. Gisborne kicks a bench under the tree as Marian passes. She walks over to him.
MARIAN: Guy! Gisborne turns away from Marian. You are upset.
GISBORNE: I’m fine. I can’t discuss it. Leans on a low branch.
MARIAN: I had not imagined the man who wishes to marry me would shut me out of his thoughts.
GISBORNE: Forgive me, Marian. I’m not myself.
MARIAN: Has the Sheriff angered you ?
GISBORNE: No, the Sheriff undermines me whenever possible. That’s not unusual.
MARIAN: Is this about Lambert and finding the ledger ? This black powder is costing you a dear friend.
GISBORNE: I am angry, Marian, because the Greek fire was my project and the Sheriff took it away from me.
MARIAN: Thinking Suppose we were to take matters into our own hands.
Gisborne looks back at her.
Surely the Sheriff would not mind how you went about it. He strikes me as an end-game man. If you could find the ledger...
GISBORNE: What would you suggest ?
MARIAN: Looks around and whispers Show Lambert you are still his friend. Take him to a place of safety. You always say people respond to loyalty.
GISBORNE: No. Lambert would never trust me now.
The Sheriff spies on them from the cloister.
MARIAN: I think he would if you proved beyond all doubt that you could protect him.
GISBORNE: How ?
MARIAN: Take him to Kirklees. Perhaps tomorrow. There is a Council of Nobles so the Sheriff will be busy. Regain Lambert’s trust. Gingerly puts her hand on Gisborne’s shoulder. You and he are old friends. Build on that friendship.
GISBORNE: Very well.
SHERIFF: to himself Lepers, Gisborne. Lepers.
The Sheriff backs away out of sight, but Gisborne turns his head as if he heard something.
THE APPROACH TO NOTTINGHAM TOWN.
A coach leaves the town gate. The gang are waiting for Much under the bridge.
ROBIN: to Little John on his left He should be here by now. John, head towards the sewer entrance and join Will. Looks to Djaq at his right. Djaq, gather some horses by the east gate and go and get—
Sees Djaq staring at the coach and looks to see Much inside. They all stare as Much rides past.
ALLAN: All bets are off.
Robin tries to get Much’s attention. Much looks at them with wide eyes in a “I can’t do anything right now” look.
Robin, what is going on ?
ROBIN: Right. Let’s follow.
BONCHURCH. EXTERIOR.
The coach arrives. The gang sneak through the trees and watch.
WILL: Why isn’t Much running away ?
DJAQ: Maybe he cannot.
ROBIN: Whatever the Sheriff has planned, it will include us. But Much is safe as long as we are not seen.
ALLAN: Yeah, well, Lambert might’ve already given in.
ROBIN: Looks at Allan. I know. I need to get into the castle.
ALLAN: Well, I’ve got a lovely idea.
Meanwhile, two boys rush to open the coach’s door. Eve walks out and kneels as Much gets out and looks around. He notices Eve.
EVE: My lord. Stands. Welcome. The wealth and bounties of Bonchurch are yours.
Much nods, then goes inside.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. DUNGEONS.
GISBORNE: I’m not here for a confrontation, Lambert. I’m here to help you.
LAMBERT: Rushes to the cell door Get me out of here, Guy. They’ll break me.
GISBORNE: You reconsidered ?
LAMBERT: No. I want to help people, not harm them.
GISBORNE: Quietly But we can help people. Don’t you see ? This is the perfect weapon of war for our troops in the Holy Land. It would help to save lives.
LAMBERT: You’re so naïve. I will die in here and all because I have not toed the line. Then so be it.
GISBORNE: I have a plan to get you to safety, if you give me the ledger.
Lambert thinks.
BONCHURCH LODGE. INTERIOR.MAIN ROOM.
Much sits in a chair by the fire.
MUCH: You are surely a spy and this is a trap... of sorts.
EVE: I beg to differ, my lord. I am just Eve, your servant here and I’ll do my best to please you.
Much looks at her in a panicky distrust.
This is a lovely place and it’s warm here, especially at night.
MUCH: Still distrusts her. Yes, we’ll see.
Eve smiles and gets some slippers for Much.
I mean, I must say it is very pleasant as, erm... as traps go.
Much looks at the slippers Eve has put in his hands as she kneels down to remove his boots.
EVE: Will there be anything else, my lord ?
MUCH: Looks at Eve. Yes. How does the Council of Nobles work nowadays ?
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. KITCHENS.
The lid of a barrel moves and Robin stands up inside, pushing away a cloth covered in flour and other things. He looks around.
ROBIN: Meat dip. Nice one, Allan.
Robin climbs out of the barrel.
DUNGEONS.
Robin waits for a guard to pass, then punches him and pushes him into a wall. He picks up the keys and finds Lambert.
Lambert is slumped against the wall of his cell, dozing. Robin unlocks and enters, closing the door behind him. He creeps over to Lambert.
ROBIN: Do you remember me ? I’m going to get you out of here.
LAMBERT: No, you’re not. They’ve broken both my legs.
ROBIN: Shakes head A detail.
Robin tries to sit Lambert up but he whimpers. Robin covers Lambert’s mouth with his hand.
All right, sh-sh-sh-sh. We need to get you out some way.
LAMBERT: You can’t.
ROBIN: I’m not giving you a choice. You are the only one who knows how to make Greek fire.
LAMBERT: Tries to chuckle And that is the joke. There have been so many variations in ingredients, amount... shakes his head... I can’t remember everything. So I record it all in my ledger.
ROBIN: Where is it ?
LAMBERT: Slight chuckle. And I should tell you ? You’re an outlaw.
ROBIN: But it would be catastrophic in the hands of the Sheriff. Now, how much did you make for him ?
LAMBERT: There are three barrels of the mixture and the Sheriff has confiscated them.
ROBIN: Glances back to the door. In the castle ?
LAMBERT: Grimaces and shakes his head. I don’t know.
ROBIN: Glances back again. The Sheriff will torture you again.
LAMBERT: Yes.
ROBIN: And you’ll break. Everybody breaks... and then the Sheriffwill have the ledger and the Greek fire. Now, I can hide it for you in another place, and you can honestly tell the Sheriff you do not know where it is, and I will gather my men and I will come back and rescue you.
LAMBERT: And what’s to stop you from using the Greek fire for your own ends ?
ROBIN: Shakes his head. Nothing. Other than I am Robin Hood and I offer you my word.
Lambert thinks.
EXTERIOR. THE SEWER DUMP.
Robin slides out the sewer and lands on a garbage heap. His face falls as he sees a guard.
ROBIN: Complaining. Oh.
GUARD : Oi !
The guard draws his sword. The guard swings. Robin ducks and kicks him back, then pins him against the wall.
ROBIN: When you wake up, you will tell the Sheriff Lambert no longer knows where the ledger is. Robin Hood knows.
GUARD : But I’m not asleep.
Robin punches him out cold.
ROBIN: You are now.
The guard slumps to the ground.
BONCHURCH LODGE. INTERIOR. MAIN ROOM.
Eve opens the main door.
EVE: Lady Marian. Curtsies. Marian takes a step inside.
MARIAN: I have come to pay my respects to the new Earl of Bonchurch.
Eve extends her arm into the room indicating Much standing by the fireplace in his dressing gown with a goblet in his hand. Marian steps in.
MUCH: Lady Marian.
MARIAN: Lord Much. Perhaps you might call on us soon at Knighton with our mutual friend.
MUCH: Steps over to Marian. I do not think that that will be possible. Quietly: Robin hasn’t come yet.
MARIAN: Looks back to see if they are being overheard. Well, then, I shall call again when it is more convenient. Covertly holds up a note. Quietly: This is for him. Leaves.
Much looks at the note, then slips it into the pocket of his dressing gown as Eve steps in and notices the note.
MUCH: Sees Eve. I think I will find it, erm, useful... turns to the fireplace and shoves some food into his mouth... being on the Council of Nobles.
EVE: Smiles. I will have your best robes ready for tomorrow.
Much sips from the goblet. Eve heads upstairs and stops after a couple.
There is something particular which I think will make your first evening at home... complete. Come upstairs.
Much stares at her wide-eyed.
NOTTINGHAM TOWN. A NONDESCRIPT ONE-ROOM BUILDING.
Robin and Little John enter the building and Little John starts tapping barrels. Djaq and Allan follow, Allan standing guard.
ROBIN: The ledger is in the fourth water butt.
LITTLE JOHN: Taps a barrel. It’s this one. Lifts the lid aside.
Robin reaches with both arms into the water.
ALLAN: Whispers Guards!
They all duck behind barrels and sacks, Robin with his arms still over the water holding a bundle. A guard with a torch looks in through the window in the door, sees nothing, then moves on. The gang hear him leave and stand up.
LITTLE JOHN: Go, go, go!
Robin pulls the bundle out of the water.
ALLAN: Whispers I’m not being funny. It’s soaking wet! It’ll be ruined.
DJAQ: Let me see.
Robin unwraps the ledger and unties it. He opens the book and he and Djaq inspect it.
No. It’s still good. This is it. I knew it. We know Greek fire.
ROBIN: Closes the book. We are keeping Lambert’s ledger safe. Ties it closed again.
ALLAN: Guards are coming back. Come on!
They all leave.
BONCHURCH LODGE. BATHROOM.
Much is snoring in a tub full of water. Eve smiles at him fondly, then leaves.
THE MAIN ROOM.
Robin sneaks in from an upper window, then climbs over the railing and edges across a beam as Eve, below, searches Much’s pockets for the note. She thinks she hears something and looks up, but Robin is already gone.
UPSTAIRS HALLWAY.
Robin takes a couple of plums from a bowl, carefully watching Eve below, then sneaks into the bathroom.
BATHROOM.
Standing behind the tub, Robin tosses a plum into the bath. Much is startled awake. He looks at the floor beside him, then at Robin behind him. Robin is leaning against the wall eating the other plum.
ROBIN: You sit back and relax, Much.
MUCH: I am trying to complete my mission, master.
ROBIN: Facetiously Yeah ? Because I saw this girl...
MUCH: Eve.
ROBIN: Mm. Eve. Seriously: Well, you do know Eve will be working for the Sheriff ? Walks around to face Much.
MUCH: Well, I’m sure she is.
ROBIN: Leans on the side of the tub. What happened, Much ? Hm ?
MUCH: I am made Lord Much, Earl of Bonchurch, actually.
Robin is a bit surprised and a bit puzzled at the Sheriff ’s logic.
This is from Marian.
Much reaches to the floor where he looked before for the note and hands it to Robin. Robin opens it.
And I was thinking that I could be of help.
Robin reads the note.
There’s a Council of Nobles meeting tomorrow and they have access to prisoners.
ROBIN: No need. We found a way in. But we still need to find the barrels of black powder Playfully and the Sheriff has made a big mistake making you a noble. Shakes his head and scoffs sarcastically.
MUCH: Seriously. Yeah. Looks aside.
ROBIN: Proudly ’Cause now, we have a noble... on the inside.
Much looks at Robin, who tilts his head and smiles genuinely at Much. Much smiles, too as Robin nods.
KNIGHTON HALL. STABLES.
Marian is in her Nightwatchman’s outfit, minus mask and hood, when Robin sneaks up and taps her on the shoulder. She turns around, startled, and raises a .st behind her.
Robin catches it and laughs.
ROBIN: All right. A bit arrogantly: I got your note. Turns and walks a few steps away. So! Claps and rubs his hands together, then turns to face Marian. A bit sarcastically, unbelieving and jealous: Gisborne’s going to help us.
MARIAN: Yes.
ROBIN: Hands on hips. And what on earth did you do to him to make him agree to that ?
MARIAN: Nothing! I played on his conscience.
ROBIN: You see, I’d believe you, if I thought he had one. Smiles, steps back to Marian. Facetiously: So go on, what did you promise him ?
MARIAN: Stop it! Lambert is his friend. Gisborne feels undermined by the Sheriff and I took advantage of the situation.
ROBIN: Clever you.
MARIAN: Well, I cannot see how we can get Lambert out any other way.
Robin turns away. Marian follows.
This is the best opportunity we have at the perfect time. Guy thinks—
ROBIN: Interrupts angrily: Guy thinks! So what is this plan ?
MARIAN: Guy will not attend the Council of Nobles in the morning. He will use the Sheriff ’s absence to secure Lambert’s release and then take him on to Kirklees where it is safe. If you wait on the Great North Road, you can intercept them and seize Lambert yourself. And for heaven’s sake, find that ledger and burn it.
ROBIN: I already have the ledger, and I’m not going to burn it. I am keeping it safe for Lambert.
MARIAN: But at the risk of the Sheriff getting hold of it ?
Robin looks aside.
And what then ? It is too dangerous.
ROBIN: How is it our calling to judge what should or shouldn’t exist as knowledge ?
MARIAN: It is our calling to protect others.
Robin scoffs.
If it is glory you seek by keeping the ledger then God help you.
Marian pushes by him and leaves. Robin turns around and watches her go, frustrated.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. SHERIFF’S QUARTERS.
The Sheriff is painting his toenails black. Gisborne stands nearby.
SHERIFF: What’s the matter, hm ? Marian getting you down ?
GISBORNE: Appearing to be thinking. I’m tired, my lord.
SHERIFF: You’re, erm, you’re probably wondering where your loyalties lie. Well, let me tell you where they do lie. Looks at Gisborne. Your friend, Lambert... dips the brush in the black paint... he has slighted your loyalty. You do know that he told Robin Hood where the ledger was hidden ?
Gisborne looks at him incredulously.
The information he kept from you, he gave to your enemy. Stands, circles behind Gisborne. Now, what friend would act so callously when your every effort has been to protect him, hm ?
Gisborne looks angry. The Sheriff claps him on the shoulder and puts his face next to his.
Take heart. Look at the bigger picture, hm ? Your black powder will open so many doors for us, Gisborne. It is power beyond imagination. And take heed, the sorry state of affairs has in no way affected my judgement of you. Trust! When all others around us falter. That is... that they. We make a fine team, my friend, a fine team. Whispers: Let’s build on it, shall we ?
Gisborne sighs and turns his head.
So... I’ll go and pay our friend a visit. Shall I teach him a thing or two about loyalty ?
Gisborne nods slightly. Yes, it’s play... or pay.
The Sheriff stands and massages Gisborne’s shoulders.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. DUNGEONS.
The Sheriff sits on the floor, knees up, next to a sleeping Lambert and slaps him. Lambert cries out, awake.
SHERIFF: Now Robin Hood tells me that you told him where the ledger is. Why did you tell him and you didn’t tell me ?
LAMBERT: In pain. So that you would realise I could tell you no more.
SHERIFF: Oh, to protect you !
The Sheriff kicks both feet against Lambert’s broken leg. Lambert screams. The Sheriff puts his hand over Lambert’s mouth.
Whispers: Hm. You know sometimes I think he doesn’t understand me at all.
The Sheriff pulls out a knife and stabs Lambert.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. THE GREAT HALL. THE NEXT MORNING.
The Council of Nobles is meeting. Marian notices Gisborne enter the hall. The Sheriff and Gisborne walk by her.
MARIAN: Whispers to Gisborne: What are you doing here ?
GISBORNE: I could not pursue our project, forgive me. Loyalty. Loyalties are sometimes divided. Walks away but adds: Lambert’s dead.
Marian is shocked. Gisborne takes his place at the Sheriff ’s side.
SHERIFF: My lords, ladies, nobles.
Marian sits in her father’s chair, visibly shaken.
Let me introduce the latest addition to your well-fed sirs. Opens a hand to indicate Much. Lord Much... Much comes down the stairs ... Earl of Bonchurch.
The Sheriff golf claps as the others spatter applause. Much goes to stand beside Marian and Eve brings a chair over to him.
You know, I have heard that there once was a Roman emperor who, erm, who made his horse a senator. Hm?
The other nobles laugh politely. Much doesn’t know what to do and tries to laugh along.
Can you imagine that, hm ? All the other senators smiling as their latest member drops dung on their feet ?
The Sheriff laughs and some of the other nobles laugh politely.
You’re not going to do that, are you, Lord Much, eh ?
Much shakes his head, unamused.
So, down to business, hm ?
Marian is staring at Gisborne with tears in her eyes. Gisborne looks back, realising he has hurt her.
Oh, boring, boring. Oh! Oh! I see the proposed new plough tax will be phased in at the beginning of next month. Well, I suggest a... I don’t know, increase threefold ? Lonsdale.
Lonsdale starts to rise.
But wait, wait...
Lonsdale sits down again.
Why don’t we seek the wise counsel of our newest member on the matter ?
The Sheriff and all the nobles look at Much.
What do you think ?
MUCH: Stands, clears throat. Hesitantly: The plough tax, my lord...
SHERIFF: Impatiently. Come along. Come along! Eh ? What do you think ? Should it be “yea” or should it be “nay” ?
MUCH: To an increase in the plough tax, I say “nay.”
SHERIFF: Pounds his fist on the table. Nay! I knew he would say nay! Eh ? Neigh, horsey, horsey, horsey. Neigh-gh-gh. Neigh-gh-gh. Laughs.
The other nobles are unamused.
MUCH: I have to say that... I say—
SHERIFF: Interrupts angrily: What ? You have to say what ? Well, let this serve as a reminder about what “nay” means. To me, dissent. Neigh means horses...
Much sits. The other nobles sit solemnly.
... and horses have to be ridden hard. They have to be whipped. Loughborough, hm ? Merton. Lady Marian.
Marian still stares with a pleading look at Gisborne, who is standing right behind the Sheriff.
How’s your father, hm ? Is he still poorly ? Well, you will remind him about our position on “naying,” won’t you ? Hm ? Chuckles.
Marian still stares and Gisborne. The Sheriff notices she’s watching Gisborne and not him, then he looks out at the nobles.
SHERWOOD FOREST. THE GREAT NORTH ROAD.
Will, watching the road with bow in hand, whistles a signal to Robin, seeing the approaching party is not Gisborne and Lambert.
Marian dismounts from her horse as Robin, Allan, Will, Little John and Djaq walk over the rise towards Marian. Robin sees Marian’s anguished face and looks at her sympathetically.
MARIAN: to Robin: He’s dead. I’m so sorry.
Robin and Marian just stand there for a moment, as Marian tries hard not to cry. Then Robin steps forward and pulls Marian’s head to his chest. She breaks down. The gang recognise this special moment, and leave the two of them alone.
SHERWOOD FOREST. OUTLAWS’ CAMP.
Djaq is eagerly reading Lambert’s ledger when Will takes it from her.
WILL: I’m burning this!
DJAQ: Will, no! Stop it!
As Will attempts to put the ledger in the fire, Little John grabs the book in his hand and gently takes it from him.
LITTLE JOHN: Steady!
WILL:This is not science. This is murder.
DJAQ: Shaking her head: Think of this as progress.
Robin and Marian enter the camp, sombre and holding hands.
Other scientists could do much better things with Greek fire.
ALLAN: Yeah, you could blow up the entire castle with that stuff !
ROBIN: Sombrely: Lambert’s dead.
LITTLE JOHN: Quietly: What ?
ROBIN: He died believing I’d protect his work.
DJAQ: Then let me study this ledger, create black powder. With this, we could be unstoppable.
WILL: to Robin: This is not about one man’s wish. Robin!
Robin steps forward with his hand outstretched to Djaq. She hands over the ledger.
ROBIN: First we need to destroy the Sheriff ’s powder. That is a weapon he must not wield. It’s time to call on our noble on the inside.
BONCHURCH LODGE. INTERIOR. MAIN ROOM.
Pipes are playing. Voices are chatting merrily.
MUCH: I couldn’t save you from the plough tax, but tonight no-one shall go hungry.
Much smiles at Eve as she brushes past with a pitcher.
MAN: to Much: Thank you for all this.
MUCH: My pleasure.
Eve laughs with an older woman and .lls the woman’s goblet from the pitcher, smiling at Much.
EVE’S MOTHER: Thank you, Eve. Raises her goblet to Much.
Much raises his goblet in return. Eve comes over to him.
EVE: It is my mother. She thanks you.
MUCH: Well, you tell her she can come here and eat whenever she wants.
EVE: I make sure she wants for nothing, but I’ve never seen her so happy. Everyone’s happy here... her tone softens... and you’ve made that happen, my lord.
MUCH: Please, don’t call me “my lord.” We are friends now.
Eve smiles weakly.
And while I’m here and while I have food, then so should everyone. That’s Robin Hood’s way.
Much looks up to Marian standing in front of him.
Lady Marian.
Eve curtsies and leaves.
MARIAN: I should like to speak with you in private, Lord Much.
MUCH: Of course.
Much walks outside and Marian follows. Eve looks sideways after them.
BONCHURCH. STABLES.
Marian tells Much the plan. Both whisper.
MARIAN: Look, we need you to tell the girl that the ledger is in the third barrel of black powder.
Eve quietly pokes her head in the door.
MUCH: But that’s not true. Robin has the ledger. He told me himself.
MARIAN: What is the problem ?
MUCH: I will not lie to Eve. I cannot.
MARIAN: Why ?
Much is silent.
Oh, of course, you are fooled by her. She has to be nice to you. She is paid for it. Grow up.
MUCH: If she passes on wrong information to the Sheriff, then he will punish her.
MARIAN: If she’s working for the Sheriff, then she deserves no less. A good man has already died over this.
Much stresses over his decision as Eve leaves. Marian notices the movement and glances at the door, but sees nothing.
Just do as Robin says and tell the girl. Leaves.
BONCHURCH LODGE. INTERIOR. BATHROOM.
Much is in the bath and Eve, depressed, sings for him.
EVE: Singing mournfully: The stars above know more than we, for they can see the hearts, the souls, the loves that cannot be.
MUCH: That is a sad song.
EVE: I’m sorry, my lord, I’ll sing—
MUCH: Interrupts: Tell me, why is it so sad ?
EVE: My father would sing that song. He died last year.
MUCH: That annoys you, talk of the past.
EVE: Thinking. I... sighs... I don’t know how to be around you.
MUCH: You could have a bath.
Eve ponders this, then stands. She starts to untie her bodice as Much drinks. Then Much notices what she’s doing.
No! Wear a bath shirt and pour yourself a bath.
Eve holds up her dress and chuckles, embarrassed.
Much and Eve are each in their own tub. They are both singing Eve’s song, Much off key.
EVE AND MUCH: Singing: For they will see the hearts, the souls, the loves that... can...
Eve giggles as Much tries to finish.
EVE: You have a terrible voice.
MUCH: Well, it has been said by many, most of them fools, and now by you, so... so it must be true.
EVE: It is terrible.
MUCH: Smiles. Hah. Flattery.
Eve chuckles. Much’s face falls.
Quietly: Again.
EVE: And now I’ve upset you.
MUCH: When I was in the Holy Land, I would find myself craving something. I thought... I thought it was hunger. And it was hunger most of the time. But now and then, when I would feel it, it would not be in the stomach... but in the heart.
EVE: Looks aside. Your song’s a bit sad, too, isn’t it ? Much sighs. But does it need to be ? I mean, you could stay here. You could stay here with... with me.
MUCH: Looks at Eve. I belong with Robin.
EVE: Lets out long sigh and smiles. If I were Robin Hood, I would never leave your side.
MUCH: I saw him... Robin. He visited me here.
EVE: Really ?
MUCH: Leans on the side of the tub facing Eve. Whispers: There’s something I should tell you.
Eve leans on the side, too, facing him.
Robin... This is top secret. Robin has found...
EVE: Yes ?
MUCH: Shakes head and grimaces. Nothing.
EVE: Sighs, relieved. Thank you.
MUCH: Puzzled. Why ?
EVE: For not telling me what Lady Marian asked you to tell me. Chuckles in relief.
MUCH: I knew she was wrong about you.
EVE: Face falls. No, Much, just... She was right. Of course I’m working for the Sheriff.
MUCH: Oh.
EVE: A bit brightly: But tell me whatever it is you want him to hear.
Much stares at her for a moment, then realises she’s on his side and smiles.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. INTERIOR CORRIDOR.
Gisborne encounters Marian in the corridor.
GISBORNE: Marian.
MARIAN: Sir Guy.
Marian tries to pass him, but he grabs her arm.
GISBORNE: I’m sorry.
Marian glances at his hand on her arm. He follows her gaze and notices she is not wearing her ring.
Where is your betrothal ring ?
MARIAN: I felt dishonest wearing it. I’m afraid we’ve misunderstood each other lately. I assumed you would be true to your word. You perhaps thought I would not mind if you let me down.
GISBORNE: I sincerely did not intend that.
MARIAN: I don’t care. I thought you were a better man. Now I realise I must content myself with disappointment.
GISBORNE: I had to make a choice. Marian scoffs. You know that I’m all that stands between you and the Sheriff... and I would not see you harmed. I have to protect you. Hm ? Will you wear the ring again ? Hm ?
MARIAN: A long pause. Of course. But we will never find ourselves in this situation again. Everything is back in its box. Leaves.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. SHERIFF’S QUARTERS.
The Sheriff is sitting at the table, writing. Eve enters.
EVE: Seductively. My lord.
SHERIFF: Looks up. Ah! Stands and goes to her. The delightfully cruel and gloriously deceiving Eve.
The Sheriff kisses both her cheeks.
Whispers in her ear: Do you have news for me ? Come, sit.
The Sheriff leads Eve to a chair and stands behind her, putting his hands on her arms.
Delight me. Puts his face next to hers.
EVE: Does Greek fire mean anything to you ?
SHERIFF: Low, long. Yeeeeeees.
EVE: Smoothly: Well, then, there is a ledger.
SHERIFF: Oh, pleasure. Slides his hands up her arms to massage Eve’s shoulders. Oh, such pleasure.
EVE: Smoothly: And it’s hidden in one of the barrels. Normally: What is Greek fire ?
SHERIFF: Oh, that really doesn’t need to concern you, my sweet, sweet Eve. Grabs a purse off the table and dangles it in front of her face. As ever... you are... drops the purse in her lap... an asset... Eve stiffens and tries to keep calm as the Sheriff rubs his face on hers as he grins, then stands.
... in black powder barrels. Chuckles. Yells: Gisborne!
Eve jumps a bit.
A CAVE. EXTERIOR.
Gisborne and five of his men gallop near a cave entrance. Gisborne and two men dismount and enter.
BONCHURCH LODGE. INTERIOR. MAIN ROOM.
Eve comes running downstairs with a small basket of clothes. Much is changing into his regular clothes.
EVE: Gisborne’ll be leading Robin to the black powder, but the Sheriff will work it out soon, I’m sure.
MUCH: Do you regret what you have done ?
EVE: No. Grabs a saddlebag.
MUCH: Well, take everything. Puts on his coat. Anything of value.
EVE: No, I can’t possibly. These are your possessions.
MUCH: You must. We’re taking from the rich... me... and giving to the poor... which is you.
EVE: You are a good man.
MUCH: You are the bravest, loveliest girl I have ever met.
EVE: Quietly: Really ?
MUCH: Nods. Really. Puts on his cap.
EVE: Will I see you again ?
MUCH: Nods. When there is justice again, I will come and find you.
They stare at each other a moment, then Eve kisses Much. After the kiss, they stand with foreheads together.
Perhaps before.
Eve smiles.
Robin will thank you from his heart for what you have done.
EVE: I did not do this for Robin Hood. I did it for you.
Eve kisses him again, then she grabs her things and disappears as Much stands, relishing the kiss with his eyes closed. After he finally opens them, he sees Eve is gone and stares at the emptiness a moment, then puts on his bag, strokes his robes hanging over the back of a chair and blows out the candle.
THE CAVE. EXTERIOR.
From the edge of the forest, Will, Allan, Robin and Djaq creep up to spy on Gisborne.
ALLAN: It’s a cave.
ROBIN: And thanks to our friend the Earl of Bonchurch, Gisborne led us straight to it.
DJAQ: So what do we do now ?
ROBIN: We wait.
Little John comes up behind them with bows.
THE CAVE. INTERIOR.
Gisborne and his two men search the barrels. Gisborne pushes his arms deep into the powder, but finds nothing. He pulls his arms out, exasperated.
GISBORNE: Grunts. There’s nothing here!
He storms out of the cave, kicking a guard as he goes.
Move!
EXTERIOR.
Gisborne and the guards mount their horses.
ROBIN: Quietly urging Gisborne: Go, go.
The horsemen gallop off.
Right. Let’s get to it. Come on.
They all go into the cave.
INTERIOR.
Robin lets the black powder sift through his fingers.
ROBIN: Just this can destroy men and mountains. It is inconceivable.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. SHERIFF’S QUARTERS.
The Sheriff is playing chess by himself when Gisborne storms in.
GISBORNE: Hood got there first. Steps to the table. The ledger’s gone.
SHERIFF: Looking down at his chessboard. Didn’t you tell me that you’d hidden the barrels of black powder ?
GISBORNE: I did. Yes, I did.
SHERIFF: Who else did you tell ? Moves a piece.
GISBORNE: No-one.
SHERIFF: So how did he find it before you ?
Gisborne throws back his head in frustration.
Were you followed, Gisborne ?
GISBORNE: No.
SHERIFF: Stands and picks up a rook. You fool!
The Sheriff throws the rook at Gisborne’s head but Gisborne ducks and it hits the guard’s halberd with a clatter.
We’ve been set up! Now you dispatch every man you can to the caves! Bring me Eve and fetch me my horse!
Storms out past Gisborne.
THE CAVE. EXTERIOR.
The Sheriff, Gisborne and guards gallop to the cave. Robin sees them.
ROBIN: to the gang: Show time.
Robin runs off with his bow.
The Sheriff and Gisborne stop their horses. The Sheriff peers at the cave and looks around. Gisborne and two guards dismount and walk briskly towards the cave. The Sheriff turns his horse around and walks further away.
Robin runs to the top of a rise within sight of the cave and calls out.
ROBIN: Gisborne!!!
Gisborne and the guards stop and turn near the cave entrance.
GISBORNE: to his guards: What are you waiting for. Get him!
The guards draw their swords and start to advance, but stop as several arrows fly at them. Gisborne crosses his arms, impatient.
ROBIN: You have five seconds left in this world! to himself: This is for you, Lambert.
Four! Three! Aims a flaming arrow. Two! Shoots. One!
Gisborne watches the arrow fly past him into the cave, then realises there is going to three barrels’ worth of powder exploding. He starts to run, alerting his guards.
GISBORNE: Run!!!
Gisborne gets a few yards away when he is flattened by the blast. The Sheriff, well away from danger, turns his head away. He walks his horse over to Gisborne as Gisborne starts to rise.
SHERIFF: Life is a cruel mistress, Gisborne. Gisborne glares at him. Clean up your mess. Clicks to horse and walks off.
SHERWOOD FOREST. OUTLAW’S CAMP.
The gang are gathered around the fire except Much, who sits off to the side, cradling his slippers. Robin holds the ledger in his hands.
ALLAN: Hey, if I burn it, that’s not you, is it ? No, I mean, technically, you kept your word.
ROBIN: This is not about one man’s wish.
Robin tosses the ledger into the fire, where it slides down to the edge. Djaq is disappointed.
WILL: It’s good to have you back, Much.
MUCH: Puts his slippers into his bag. “It’s good to have you back, my lord Much.”
Djaq rolls her eyes.
ALLAN: That is gonna get really annoying.
MUCH: “That is gonna get really annoying, my lord.”
Robin puts his head down and laces his fingers behind it, groaning in irritation.
It is really annoying, but I’m sorry. Stands with a cup in hand. I like it. Turns away.
ROBIN: Well, seeing as though you like lording it up... Little John smiles ... to Lord Much!
Robin, Allan, Will and Little John all stand and catch up Much.
ALLAN,WILL,LITTLE JOHN: To Lord Much!
Robin and Will lift Much onto Little John’s shoulders and they all cheer.
Djaq eyes the ledger in the fire. She quickly manages to get it out as Will and Allan continue to torment Much.
MUCH: All right! All right!
LITTLE JOHN: All hail Lord Much! All hail Lord Much! Let’s burn him!
Djaq sets the ledger beside her. Robin is watching, smiling slightly, as he knew she would save it like he secretly wanted.
END OF EPISODE NINE