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LOCKSLEY
The Sheriff, Gisborne and his men gallop into Locksley. A peasant man bows disrespectfully to them as they pass.
SHERIFF : Find out that man’s name.
The villagers have been gathered into the centre to be asked where Robin is. The Sheriff is pacing slowly before the peasants.
I have come to visit Robin of Locksley, but find him not at home. Perhaps one of you would like to inform me of his whereabouts. He and I need to have a little chat, a conversation.
Nobody answers, eyes all downcast.
Nobody knows. Turns to Gisborne: Nobody knows. Faces peasants: Then... there is a reward. Shall we say £20? Swings a purse in front of him. And then all of a sudden, somebody does know.
GISBORNE : Yelling Loosen your tongues or lose your tongues!
The villagers are visibly frightened, but nobody comes forth. The Sheriff nods to Gisborne, who jerks his head at the sergeant, who nods to two guards. They come forward and one grabs the previously disrespectful man as the other opens and closes the shears near his face.
SHERIFF : Cut out his tongue... one an hour... until somebody talks.
The shears reach into the villager’s mouth (the view of the camera) and he screams.
OPENING CREDITS
SHERWOOD FOREST. THE NEXT MORNING.
Little John, Hanton, Forrest and Roy are going through Robin’s things. Robin, Much and Allan are tied to trees in their undergarments, Allan shirtless. Robin watches the outlaws, then leans his head back on the tree, exasperated.
MUCH :You’re making a mistake!
ROY : What, you gonna send an army to hunt us down, tear us limb from limb? You think we’re frightened of the Sheriff ? To Little John: We frightened ?
LITTLE JOHN : Quietly No.
MUCH : No! We are also against the Sheriff !
ROY : What do you want, a medal?
MUCH : We should be on the same side, we should!
Little John goes to the spit over the fire.
Master, tell him.
The others look at Robin, who says nothing. He is simply staring at the outlaws. Much sighs, frustrated that Robin appears to be doing nothing to save them, then sees that Little John is about to take a bite of their rabbit.
That rabbit is... Little John glares at him. I think you’ll find that rabbit is not yet cooked.
HANTON : I think you’ll find he eats them raw.
MUCH : Raw?
Will is behind a tree, up the hill, out of sight to all but Robin, watching below. Forrest pats down Robin’s pants.
Is that wise ? I mean, that is dangerous.
ROY : Oh.
ALLAN : To Much Look, will you just shut up!
Much looks at him, frowning.
ROY : To Robin You’re a noble?
ROBIN : Yes. Forrest stands up and holds his dagger to Robin’s neck. And no.
FORREST : Sniffs Robin. Smells like one. Smells lovely. Sniffs again. Flowers. Lavender.
MUCH : Rose petals.
FORREST : Steps over to Much. What? You rub it on, did you, lavender balm? Sniffs Much. Yeah, you smell, too.
MUCH : No. I had a bath, he washed... in rose petals.
HANTON : And they reckon they’re same side as us? Think about it. You know any outlaws who take lavender baths?
ROY : No. John?
Little John shakes his head. Forrest goes over to Allan.
MUCH : It’s not lavender.
Roy holds his nobbler to Much’s throat.
Giving up: All right!
Robin sees Will up the hill. Will holds up his hatchet, but Robin shakes his head no. Forrest finds a coin in Allan’s pants and flings it at Little John.
FORREST : Got a ha’penny here, John.
Little John catches the coin.
ROBIN : You have the horses. Leave him his ha’penny.
Roy walks back to Robin.
ROY : How come you’ve got no purse? Holds the nobbler at Robin’s throat.
ROBIN : Because I was not planning on coming to the woods. Is this what you do?
ROY : Is what what we do?
ROBIN : Stealing willy-nilly.
ROY : Stealing willy-nilly. To Little John: I can’t understand what he’s saying. Looks at Robin. Can you understand what he’s saying?
ROBIN : Do you care who you steal from? Roy stares at him. My friend here has but a ha’penny. What you take from him might be all he has.
ALLAN : That is all I have.
ROY : Heartbreaking. To Little John: Do we care? Little John scoffs, almost spitting. We don’t care.
FORREST : We’re dead men. Think about it. Outlaws.
ROBIN : Oh, that is sophisticated.
Roy puts the nobbler, and Forrest his dagger, at Robin’s throat.
ROY : Oh, big words. Scary.
Little John whistles. The outlaws gather up their new-found treasures and walk away with the horses. Robin looks up at Will and nods. Will comes running down and unties Much first.
MUCH : Well, those were horrible men.
Robin reaches up to his ropes, lifts them over his head and walks away free.
They could have left us here to die for all they care. If they had not taken our weapons, I would say we should go after them and give them a hiding.
Will goes over to Robin’s tree as Much throws off the rope and rubs his arms, then looks at Robin’s tree.
A hiding to remember...
Much is surprised to see Robin not tied to the tree, but a few steps away, looking around on the ground. Will stops behind Robin’s tree, staring at Robin and wondering how he got himself free.
But... you...
Robin bends down to pick up some sticks as Will goes over to free Allan.
You let me think... stomps over to Robin. If you had freed yourself, why did you not fight?
ROBIN : Erm...I thought it best to wait.
MUCH : Why?
Allan steps out of his rope.
ROBIN : Bends down to pick up a thick stick. Because, Much, you were right. We should teach them a lesson. Gentlemen!
Robin tosses Allan and Will each a thick stick.
MUCH : Oh, no. Catches a short thick stick. Master, surely... Looks down questioningly at his shorts.
ROBIN : Giggling slightly Yeah. Let’s go!
LOCKSLEY.
The Sheriff is sitting in his high-backed chair. Gisborne stands beside it.
SHERIFF : Tick tock, tick tock.
Gisborne yawns. The Sheriff drinks from a goblet, sloshes the liquid in his mouth with a grimace and sighs.
Have I told you that I can’t taste wine? Have the best, of course, but I don’t have the palate for it.
Dumps goblet on the ground.
Gisborne turns his head, unamused, then takes the goblet. The Sheriff stares at the villagers, then sticks out his tongue and makes scissors-like motions across it with his fingers.
SHERWOOD FOREST. LITTLE JOHN'S CAMP.
The outlaws are laughing at their haul and recent events. (Out of sight, Robin has quietly stolen back his bow and quiver.)
LITTLE JOHN : Holds up Much’s loosely knitted jumper. Yeah? What about a hat? Tosses it on Hanton’s bald head, then picks up some meat from a plate on the ground.
ROY : I think you’ll find that’s not properly cooked.
LITTLE JOHN : Jokingly Oo!
Little John drops the meat back on the plate and they all laugh. Birds flutter suddenly and Little John looks around, then the others. Little John looks up on top of the tall wall and sees Robin with his bow pointed at him.
MUCH : This is our forest, too, I think you’ll find!
The outlaws all look up. Will shakes his branch with a determined look in his eyes. Allan stands, slapping the stick in his hand.
ROBIN : Take your clothes off !
Much, Allan and Will are tying up the outlaws as Robin unties a sack, watching them. Little John gets loose and charges at Robin, who smiles, waiting almost eagerly.
MUCH : Robin!
Little John raises his right arm to throw a punch but Robin is ready, grabs it and twists it behind Little John’s back, forcing him forward, then kneels on his neck, bending his arm back. Little John screams as Robin looks at the others, beaming.
LOCKSLEY MANOR. EXTERIOR.
A wagon of Gisborne’s possessions is parked outside. Two of the castle guards are unloading it into the house.
MARY : This is unacceptable! The master will... When this dispute is resolved, Robin will return, he will.
SHERIFF’S MAN 1 : Robin... he’ll never be master of anywhere now.
SHERIFF’S MAN 2 : Master of Sherwood, maybe.
SHERIFF’S MAN 1 : Robin of the Wood.
SHERIFF’S MAN 2 : I like that, Robin of the Wood.
SHERIFF’S MAN 1 : Robin Wood?
Both laugh. Mary shakes her head as they start to carry in a large chest.
SHERIFF’S MAN 2 : Guy would like that.
SHERIFF’S MAN 1 : You should tell him.
They stop.
SHERIFF’S MAN 2 : You tell him.
SHERIFF’S MAN 1 : I’m not gonna tell him.
SHERIFF’S MAN 2 : Why not?
SHERIFF’S MAN 1 : He might not like it.
SHERWOOD FOREST. LITTLE JOHN’S CAMP.
Much is speaking his mind to the tied-up outlaws.
MUCH :You are revolting. You know that? My master and I fought for five years in the Holy Land. For what? Robin is looking through a sack, bow in hand, quiver on back. So that people like you could run amok... Roy looks up at Much. ... with your lawlessness and your [kicks a log in the fire] disgusting camp... and your snide... your snide... at a loss for words.
ROY : Your snide, your snide?
ROBIN : Looks back at the outlaws. Dance.
ROY : You what?
ROBIN : Smiles. Dance.
ROY : No way. Robin shoots an arrow by Roy’s foot. Ow!
MUCH : Ha!
ROBIN : Dance!
The outlaws start hopping around as Robin shoots three more arrows at their feet, narrowly missing them each time.
MUCH : Very good. Like dancing bears
Allan smiles at them. As they stop “dancing,” Robin approaches them.
ROBIN : How does it feel ? Roy glares at Robin. You treat your fellow man like an animal! Circles the outlaws. How does it feel? You take from those worse off than yourselves and then you leave them to die.
FORREST : All right, all right. You’ve made your point.
ROBIN : You are not Englishmen. You are not the England we fought for. Men who think it is a boast to be dead. What do you think you’re doing, robbing him, when the Sheriff over there is robbing us all twenty times over! Skulking in the woods, while he steals spirits and livelihoods.
ROY : Why are you skulking in the woods ? What you gonna do about it ?
ROBIN : Thinks a moment. Stop him. Roy is slightly amused at this.
To Much: I’m going to stop him.
MUCH : Well, you can’t stop a sheriff. Only the crown can withdraw his licence.
ROBIN : Strides over to Much. When the King returns he will have his comeuppance. Until then, we will scupper his sadistic punishments. We will stop his insane taxes and give them back to the poor where they belong.
ROY : Sarcastically Sure.
ROBIN : Excited We will rob him! And if you dead men had had spines in your backs, that’s what you’d have been doing for the last five years.
ROY : Sarcastically Rousing, lavender boy.
FORREST : Good luck.
HANTON : Yeah, see ya.
Robin points his bow at them.
ROY : That’d be a mistake, I think you’ll find. Glances up on top of the tall wall.
Robin, Will and Allan follow his gaze and see several men with bows and arrows surrounding them. Much doesn’t look up.
MUCH : To Roy You are in no position to argue... dunderhead.
Robin drops his bow and Much turns around at the sound and sees Robin with his hands up. Much looks back at Roy.
Oh.
Roy and Little John smirk.
Look, you’ve tied us up, we’ve tied you up. We could call it quits. We could all be on our way. Chuckles defensively.
LITTLE JOHN : Untied now, to Robin, looking at Much. Him I do not like.
ROBIN : It is mutual.
One of the new outlaws whispers in Little John’s ear. Little John looks up at Robin.
LITTLE JOHN : You Robin of Locksley? Robin, Earl of Huntingdon?
Robin smiles and nods, thinking he’s finally convinced them who he is. Nods. Good. Little John punches Robin out cold.
LOCKSLEY.
A bell rings in the church. Gisborne addresses the villagers.
GISBORNE : Another hour. This is not necessary. Where is Robin? Waits a moment. Yelling: Talk! Even the Sheriff is startled. Calmly: He will never be your master again. You need have no fear of reprisals from him. I’m your master now... for good.
A HILL OVERLOOKING LOCKSLEY.
The outlaws have tied together the hands of Robin, Much, Will and Allan and are taking them to the Sheriff to collect the reward. Robin is still unconscious, being carried on Little John’s shoulders. Little John dumps his limp body on the ground, then pours water in Robin’s face from a flask.
MUCH : At least have the courtesy to untie him.
Robin sputters and sits up as Little John takes a drink from the flask.
ROBIN : Looking around. Locksley? Chuckles then looks up at Little John. You brought us home.
MUCH : It seems there may be a reward.
FORREST : Eagerly £20.
ROY : To Forrest You, take him down. See if you can’t get sommat for this rabble, too.
FORREST : Me? I’m supposed to be dead.
ROY : Yeah, me, too. They won’t recognise you.
FORREST : Well if they do, I’ll be hanged. Glances at Little John. John?
ROY : John can’t go, can he? If they’re gonna recognise anyone, it’s gonna be John.
LITTLE JOHN : Frustrated by their bickering We all go.
Little John picks up Robin’s tied hands and leads them down.
LOCKSLEY.
The Sheriff is lecturing to the villagers, pacing before them, hoping one will come forward.
SHERIFF : It is unfortunate. A man goes to war, his spirit can be damaged, his vision blurred, his understanding of law and order. This is what has happened to Robin. I have heard that there are camps in the Holy Land where men are taught to hate their own land, to return home to wreak havoc and destruction. Maybe this is what has happened to Robin, we don’t know. But what we do know is that... by his actions in Nottingham, your former master, he did not, as some of the romantics amongst you might believe, strike a blow for freedom. Make no mistake about it. He perverted the course of justice and in so doing, he attacked the very fabric of our state. Hm? The state that we all work for, the state that we all pay our taxes for. Pauses a moment, then nods. He would rob us of that. Of our taxes, of our hard work. Sighs, staring around at the villagers. Hmm.
The Sheriff turns to Gisborne as Little John leads his prisoners behind a cottage.
Another tongue, I suppose.
Little John peeks out at what is happening as a guard grabs a woman, who protests. Little John sees this and straightens up, staring.
LITTLE JOHN : Oh, God, no!
The guard squeezes his shears at the woman.
MUCH : That is nasty... and that is brutish.
LITTLE JOHN : That is Alice!
MUCH : Alice?
LITTLE JOHN : Glances at Much. My wife.
WILL : You’re Alice’s John? She thought you were dead.
LITTLE JOHN : Turns to Robin. It’s you they want. We go now.
Little John picks up Robin and sets him over his shoulders.
ROY : You can’t get arrested. You’ll hang!
ROBIN : There is no time. I can save your wife. Put me down.
Little John is torn between turning Robin in and listening to him. He puts Robin down as Alice screams in protest.
Untie me. And my bow, quickly. Alice cries out. I am good with a bow.
MUCH : You saw him shoot your feet.
ROBIN : Trust me.
Little John unties him as Roy hands him his bow. The shears are almost in Alice’s mouth when they are knocked away by an arrow. Robin shoots another which splits the shears apart in midair. Little John is stunned, Much proud, Alice relieved.
SHERIFF : He’s here. Find him.
MUCH : Let’s go.
The others make to retreat, but Robin stands there, staring at the Sheriff.
ROBIN : Godspeed.
The others stop.
MUCH : What?
ROBIN : Puts hand on Much’s shoulder. You have served me well, my friend, and I have led you to this. Apologies.
MUCH : Shakes head. No.
ROBIN : Go. I will find a way through this.
MUCH : The Sheriff will hang you.
ROBIN : Puts his hand on Much’s shoulder. If he does, at least I will not die a dead man.
Robin runs off to the middle of the village, leaving the others staring. Robin steps up and over a rail fence, then struts to the Sheriff, his bow over his neck and his hands hanging up off the ends.
ROBIN : Good scheme, Sheriff. Very effective. Impressive logic. Little John looks puzzled. Now, I wonder... Two guards on horseback appear behind Robin. ... if I tell you where I am, can I claim the twenty pounds? That would be a pound or so for each family here. Stops in front of Sheriff and leans in a bit. Eat a whole winter off that.
SHERIFF : Amusing. Um... put down your weapon. You’re surrounded.
GISBORNE : I am Guy of Gisborne, the new lord of this manor and soon to be Earl of Huntingdon. Robin takes off his bow. Your presence here is no longer required. Put down your weapon.
Robin draws the bowstring and snaps it at Gisborne, who flinches. Robin laughs, then throws the bow down and puts his hands up. Two guards each put a sword to his neck. Alice is both relieved and concerned for Robin.
Gisborne mounts his horse, then takes from a guard the rope binding Robin’s hands. Another guard finishes tying the knots around Robin’s hands, then backslaps Robin’s face and pushes him to his hands and knees. Robin sits up on his heels.
ROBIN : That was a cruel game to play.
SHERIFF : Steps towards Robin. Game? Leans over Robin. You don’t understand. Through his teeth: You do not play games with me. Robin chuckles. You made a mistake in Nottingham. Slaps Robin’s shoulder with his gloves. Hm? Trying to be the peasants’ hero.
ROBIN : Well, why don’t you be the peasants’ hero and show me how it’s done.
SHERIFF : Oh, shall we have a meeting in the morning... to discuss it? A clue: no. In the morning, you shall hang.
Gisborne starts his horse and Robin is pulled forward unexpectedly, dragged by his hands behind the horse.
To the villagers: Aww, all hope lost?
The Sheriff chuckles as Robin walks behind the horse. The outlaws are still watching from behind the cottage.
WILL : I liked him.
LITTLE JOHN : I did not.
MUCH : He saved your wife. To Will: Liked ? He’s not dead.
Little John stands up as Roy grabs Will. Much is still watching Robin. Little John pulls up Much’s hands and pushes him towards the others.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. COURTYARD.
Gisborne, on horseback, and two of his men enter through the portcullis. Marian appears in the main doorway with a basket under her arm. She sees Robin and stops. Gisborne sees her watching and smiles triumphantly, then motions to his men to untie Robin. Marian starts slowly down the steps, staring, as Robin is led to the dungeons.
MARIAN : Passing Robin in the courtyard, hissing Fool!
Robin glances back at her.
SHERWOOD FOREST. LITTLE JOHN’S CAMP.
Little John leads his entourage back to camp. Hanton is sitting by the fire. Little John walks off to the side. Forrest, Allan and Will get plates of food.
HANTON : Are we rich? Little John glares at him. What’s the matter?
ALLAN : Saw his wife.
HANTON : No reward?
MUCH : My master gave himself in.
HANTON : To the Sheriff ?
MUCH : The Sheriff was cutting out tongues. Hanton shrugs. Well, he could hardly stand by and watch people lose their tongues.
HANTON : Giggles. That would be funny, wouldn’t it?
Roy, Forrest and Will sit on a log. Forrest tosses away a bone.
If instead of “cat got your tongue?” they said “sheriff got your tongue?”
MUCH : Unamused. What?
HANTON : If someone was a bit, you know, quiet, you’d go, “What’s the matter? Sheriff got your tongue?”
Hanton laughs, but no-one else does. Will swallows, holding in his emotions.
MUCH : Look, we cannot just sit here. We’ve got to do something. We’ve got to go to Nottingham and we’ve got to... get him out.
WILL : Hopelessly How?
ALLAN : Swallows. No point, anyway.
MUCH : No point? You would be dead if Robin had not...
ALLAN : Admits That’s true.
MUCH : You would be dead.
ALLAN : Mind you, I weren’t supposed to hang in the first place. That was just a confusion.
MUCH : Spins around in frustration. Look, you can’t just let him die! Turns to Will. Will?
Will looks up at Much, wanting to help, but says nothing. Little John stares at Much. Forrest continues eating.
Very well. Nods. I shall go alone. Heads for a horse.
ROY : See ya. Stands and points his nobbler at Much: Oi! Hold it! No horse.
Much looks back frowning at Roy, then walks off as proudly as he can into the forest. Little John stands up, resolved. He steps in front of Will.
LITTLE JOHN : In which house is my wife? I will fetch her.
WILL : Fetch her where?
LITTLE JOHN : Here. A woman can live in the forest, same as us.
WILL : Alice can’t live in the forest.
LITTLE JOHN : Why not?
WILL : Realising Ah, there’s something you don’t know
Little John looks at him, puzzled.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. DUNGEONS.
A door opens and Robin is led downstairs by an assistant to the Jailer, who smiles at Robin.
JAILER : Not so high and mighty now, are we?
Robin just stares at him, then the Jailer punches him hard in the stomach.
That’s for the priest trick. Could have cost me my job.
ROBIN : Robin looks up, still doubled over. One job to save four lives?
The Jailer grabs Robin by the back of his jerkin and leads him to a cell as Robin laughs.
JAILER : Stops in front of the door. Won’t be saving anyone now, my lovely, wherever you’re from. He’s not Robin of Locksley any more.
ASSISTANT : Robin Wood they’re calling him.
JAILER : Stops and chuckles. Robin Hood? There will be no hood for you tomorrow, my lovely. The Sheriff wants the rebels to see the fear in your eyes. He wants them to see your eyes pop right out.
The Jailer shoves Robin into a cell. Robin hangs off the bars and frowns, thinking about how to get out of this one.
KNIGHTON HALL. EXTERIOR.
Much sneaks to the house, unseen by the two men watching the grounds.
KNIGHTON HALL. INTERIOR. MAIN ROOM.
Much is trying to convince Edward and Marian to help him help Robin escape. Much sits in a chair facing Edward, also sitting in a chair, and Marian, standing, in front of the fireplace.
MUCH : Nothing ?!
EDWARD : What can I do? I warned him, the Sheriff ...
MUCH : Yes, my lord. but—
MARIAN : Interrupts He should have listened to my father. Now he is an outlaw.
MUCH : I know, my ladyship.
MARIAN : And not a very impressive one. Looks away slowly.
MUCH : Angrily That is...
Marian glares at him for forgetting his place.
Looks down humbly and relaxes. Forgive me. That... looks at Marian... is not fair. He is most impressive.
MARIAN : He is caught... after one day. Sits on the arm of a chair. Does that impress you?
MUCH : He gave himself up to save tongues.
MARIAN : Confused Tongues?
MUCH : In Locksley... the Sheriff was cutting out people’s tongues until somebody told him where Robin was. Edward exchanges glances with Marian, who looks a bit deceived. They obviously have not heard this bit. I hate the Sheriff. Stands. And I hate you if you aren’t going to help Robin. Goes to the door.
EDWARD : Young man ...
Much stops at the door, but does not turn around. Marian stands up.
I will speak in court, of course, but your master has doomed himself. His fate is... Resign yourself.
MUCH : Turns his head to Marian. In the Holy Land, my master had dreams. He spoke your name.
Edward looks back at Marian as she tries to keep an even face, but in her eyes she is stirred by the words. Good night. Opens door.
LOCKSLEY.ALICE'S COTTAGE. EVENING.
A boy limps to the rear of the cottage near where Little John is crouched in the bushes. The boy has a small bow and arrow, which he shoots. Little John whistles at him.
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : Who are you?
LITTLE JOHN : Who are you?
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : John.
LITTLE JOHN : John what?
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : John Little.
LITTLE JOHN : Oh.
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : But people call me Little John. Do you know why?
LITTLE JOHN : Why?
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : Because my father was called John, too. John Little.
Little John stares at the boy in wonder. He was a hero. He was big, I think. What’s your name
LITTLE JOHN : Steps forward, still crouched. I am... I’m a f-friend of your mother’s. How is she ?
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : Always tired, always sewing. But do you know what ?
LITTLE JOHN : What ?
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : Everything’s going to be better now because Robin’s back from the Holy Land!
LITTLE JOHN : Oh. Chuckles uncertainly.
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : He always makes sure people have enough to eat. I had a feast at the big house and I had so much pork my belly ached! And mother had fish, but... shudders Eugh! Fish I do not like.
LITTLE JOHN : F— chuckles slightly. Fish is her favourite.
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : Robin will come back from Nottingham, won’t he?
LITTLE JOHN : I— Interrupted by Alice calling for her son.
ALICE : Calling from the front door. Little John? Little Little John turns around. Where are you? Little John?
LITTLE LITTLE JOHN : To Little John Do you want to come in?
LITTLE JOHN : I don’t think I can, Little John.
Alice turns the corner and sees Little Little John standing there, but Little John is still hidden by the house. She walks over to her son.
ALICE : John? It’s late. Come on.
Alice reaches him and looks around, but Little John has already disappeared.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. DUNGEONS.
The Jailer opens Robin’s cell door and the Sheriff struts inside. Robin is standing opposite the door, leaning against the wall, hands behind him. Robin tilts his head in wonder as the Sheriff walks over to him and holds up one .nger. The Jailer closes the door behind him.
SHERIFF : I’ve realised something about you.
ROBIN : I thought you didn’t want to talk.
SHERIFF : Mm. That was before I realised.
ROBIN : Realised what?
SHERIFF : Looking all around but not at Robin. You are a renowned marksman with the bow. You saw me about to excise a tongue or two. You could have shot me. Looks at Robin. Why didn’t you ?
ROBIN : Thinks quickly, hesitates with his words to start. You had men everywhere. I had only a few. We were outnumbered.
SHERIFF : Looking up at the ceiling. Yeah, well, that may be true. But... sits on the bench in the middle... you gave yourself up.
ROBIN : I care about those people... my people, more than I care about myself. You would not understand.
SHERIFF : Looking around. Yeah, but that’s not the point. Do you want to know what the point is.
ROBIN : Flatly. No.
SHERIFF : The point is you care more about [looks at Robin] my life than you do about your own.
ROBIN : Laughs quietly and shakes head. No.
SHERIFF : Then why didn’t you kill me? Surely you must have known that I would see you executed. Robin’s smile weakens slightly. Have you lost your nerve? Hm? Have you lost your taste for blood? Hm? Robin’s face is blank. Robin of Locksley, honoured for his service in the King’s private guard. How many men did you kill in the Holy Land, I wonder. Robin steps towards the Sheriff. Yet here we are, in Locksley, people that you love very much in trouble, and you have the chance to shoot me but you don’t take it.
ROBIN : Slowly, deliberately I would kill you in an instant.
SHERIFF : Mm, well, maybe. If that was the only way to prevent bloodshed, but... stands to face Robin... but it wasn’t the only way, was it? Quietly No, you didn’t have to kill me because you could [puts his hands by his face, makes an exaggerated pitiful look and whispers] sacrifice yourself, ah! Normally And that is what you did.
ROBIN : You think of me what you will. If I am to hang tomorrow... looks away from Sheriff... it makes no difference.
The Sheriff looks into Robin’s eyes but Robin stares over his head.
SHERIFF : Oh, look who doesn’t want to talk now. Chuckles. Jailer, open the gate.
The Sheriff goes to the door as Robin stares, then steps through the door and points both hands out the door.
You’re free to go. But I should say if you do, then tomorrow, one or two of your villager friends, well they won’t be, how shall we say, on speaking terms with you.
Robin stares at the Sheriff, stepping around and sittting down on the bench as the Sheriff chuckles.
Oh, I like it. This is good.
The Sheriff walks away as the Jailer closes the door. Robin watches the Sheriff.
ROBIN : I do not know why Englishmen travel 2000 miles to fight evil... The Sheriff stops and turns towards Robin ... when the real cancer is right here.
SHERIFF : To a guard Listen, I can hear a noise. Can you hear a noise? I think...looks back at Robin... it’s a dead man talking. Grins and walks away.
Robin stands does chin-ups on the skylight bars as the Jailer locks the door.
JAILER : I’d have gone if I were you.
ROBIN : You’re not me.
LOCKSLEY. ALICE’S COTTAGE. INTERIOR. NIGHT.
Alice is singing Little Little John to sleep.
ALICE : Singing Have you ever kissed a boy called John? For if you’ve never kissed a boy called John, you don’t know what you’ve missed, not kissing Little John.
Little Little John closes his eyes and Alice continues to hum the tune as she resumes her sewing.
Outside the cottage, Little John sits, leaning against the wall listening to Alice sing, trying not to cry as he realises the life he had given up.
SHERWOOD FOREST. LITTLE JOHN’S CAMP. NIGHT.
Roy, Hanton, Forrest, Allan and Will are sitting around the fire.
FORREST : Think the whiny one will make it?
ROY : What’s he gonna do? Stroll into Nottingham and say, “Excuse me, can my friend lavender boy go free?” Forrest chuckles. They’re lambs to the slaughter, both of ’em.
ALLAN : Could have given him the horse.
FORREST : Then we lose a horse, too, think about it.
WILL : Staring into the forest. If Robin dies, the people of Locksley will be like you.
FORREST : What do you mean, like us?
WILL : Looks at Forrest. They’ll have nothing left to live for. They’ll be dead men.
ROY : Well, you go and save him then. See ya! Stands and steps over to Will. We don’t do town. We’re outlaws! We’re on the run!
WILL : Stands to face Roy. And what happens to loved ones you leave behind?
ROY : Town is death.
WILL : Have you seen what happens to a family when there is only one breadwinner, ’cause I have!
ROY : In Wills’ face Heartbreaking! Are you deaf ? We don’t go to Nottingham!
LITTLE JOHN : Suddenly appearing in the dark. We go to Nottingham!
Everybody stares at him.
KNIGHTON HALL. INTERIOR. MAIN ROOM.
Gisborne has come to try to court Marian, now that he thinks he will have an estate of his own soon to share with a bride. Marian is standing by the table, her back almost turned to Gisborne by the fireplace. A maid pours Gisborne a drink.
MARIAN : To what do we owe the pleasure of your company, Sir Guy?
The maid leaves. Marian looks over at Gisborne.
GISBORNE : I would be... pleased if you would come and visit me me at Locksley, now that it’s mine.
MARIAN : Hesitantly Mm... I do not know.
Gisborne sets his goblet on the mantelpiece and paces slowly in front of the fireplace.
GISBORNE : I have ambitions which are greater, of course, you know that. But for now, to have land once more in the Gisborne name, my father would be proud.
MARIAN : To be polite I am very glad for you.
GISBORNE : Some of my men, I know this for a fact, used to laugh at my title. Scoffs. Guy of Gisborne, when there was no Gisborne.
MARIAN : And Locksley is your Gisborne ?
GISBORNE : Looks at Marian. Yes, actually. I am intent on changing its name.
MARIAN : Does changing a name really make a difference?
GISBORNE : Walks to Marian. When a woman marries, she changes her name. It makes a difference.
MARIAN : And what of Robin ?
Puts her hand on the back of her neck.
GISBORNE : What of Robin?
MARIAN : Turns to face Gisborne. He will contest your acquisition of his lands, surely.
GISBORNE : He will die.
MARIAN : If he is found guilty.
GISBORNE : There’s no need for a trial. He will hang in the morning.
Steps back to fire.
MARIAN : A bit flustered There must be a trial. It is the law.
GISBORNE : Turns around. Yeah, but he is an outlaw. You see, in these straitened times, the Sheriff has made special provision. Outlaws are classed as enemies of war, thus we can hold them without trial—
MARIAN : No—
GISBORNE : And we can execute them without trial.
MARIAN : No. It—it cannot be.
GISBORNE : We’re at war.
MARIAN : Yes, in the Holy Land. That does not mean we dispense with justice here.
EDWARD : Enters the room. I’m sorry. I was not expecting you.
MARIAN : Do not worry, Father. Sir Guy was just leaving.
Gisborne looks back at Marian, glances at Edward, then walks out. Marian is silently seething at their conversation, and she also knows she now needs to think of a plan before dawn.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. EXTERIOR. NIGHT.
Much is walking along the outside wall of the castle when he sees a ladder lying down at its foot. He looks down the length of the ladder, then up and around. He sets the ladder against the wall and climbs. He gets to the top and stretches his arm up, but he can’t quite reach. He starts to climb down when a dog finds him and starts barking. Much gasps and waves his hand at the dog.
MUCH : Shoo! Shoo! G-go away! Shoo! Please!
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. EXTERIOR. SUNRISE.
Cocks crowing, Much is asleep, snoring, at the top of the ladder while the dog lies peacefully beneath.
ALLAN : Who’s a good boy, eh?
Much wakes up to find Allan, with Robin’s bow and quiver, petting the dog.
Need some help?
Much scrambles down the ladder as Little John, Roy, Forrest, Hanton and Will .le in. Will holds up Much’s sword, helmet and shield.
MUCH : Yes, I was, er... I was just, er, checking up there, and, er, yes, as I thought... Roy lifts the ladder onto Little John’s shoulders. ... the ladder is completely useless. Clears his throat.
LITTLE JOHN : Looks at Much Well, come on then.
Much looks up to see a much taller ladder reaching the battlements and realises they’re here to help rescue Robin!
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. DUNGEONS.
A cloaked Marian is led into the interview room by the Jailer as Robin frowns at her. She pauses at the door and stares at Robin for a moment. Robin sees her, a puzzled look on his face.
The Jailer comes to get Robin.
JAILER : Come on, then, my lovely. Let’s have some entertainment.
Pushes open the cell door.
INTERVIEW ROOM.
Robin is pushed into the middle of the room by the Jailer and stumbles several steps near where Marian is already standing. She faces him as the Jailer closes the door.
MARIAN : Where is it?
ROBIN : Angrily Where is what?
MARIAN : Please! The ring my father gave you years ago before he knew the wickedness of your heart.
Robin frowns, honestly puzzled.
JAILER : Madam, I told you before, asking doesn’t usually work. I’ll do his thumb. Walks to wall.
MARIAN : Will those work ?
JAILER : These ? They’re lovely. Slaps together the thumbscrews.
MARIAN : When he speaks, will you hear?
JAILER : Well of course.
MARIAN : Well, that I cannot allow. You might get there first and steal the ring.
JAILER : Madam, I can assure you I’m a man of simple pleasures.
They each glance at Robin with a smile.
Inflicting pain, that’s enough for me.
MARIAN : Maybe, but if the ring is not where he tells me, suspicion will fall on you and that would be unfair. I will speak with him alone first. You may go.
JAILER : I can’t do that.
Robin smiling at this exchange.
MARIAN : Wait outside. He cannot escape and he will not dare attack me.
JAILER : No, I—
MARIAN : Interrupts Leave!
JAILER : Bowing Yes, your ladyship.
The Jailer leaves the room, glancing at Robin. The door creaks closed.
MARIAN : To Robin You are an utter fool!
ROBIN : You said that already.
MARIAN : Oh, you listened? I also told you confronting the Sheriff wouldn’t work. You didn’t listen to that.
ROBIN : I did not have much choice.
MARIAN : Oh, everything’s a choice. Everything we do. Grow up.
ROBIN : Steps to Marian, hands on hips. I prevented unjust hangings. I protected people from my village.
MARIAN : Sarcastically Oh, that will make your death romantic.
ROBIN :Sincerely It would make it honourable!
MARIAN : Honourable? And what about the people you are so honourably protecting?
Robin crosses his arms, looking up, then hangs his head, knowing she has a point.
Who will protect them when you’re dead ? Disgusted What is it with men and glory ? Glory above sense and above reason ?
ROBIN : Smiles. It is principle.
MARIAN : Principle is making a difference and you can’t do that if you’re dead.
Robin’s face falls. You could have stayed here in the first place instead of following your king to the Holy Land if you cared so much about your precious people.
Marian starts to break down as her words hint to Robin how angry she is that he left her. Robin watches her eyes.
But you didn’t. You chose war. You chose glory.
Marian looks away from Robin. He leans in to her, waiting to make eye contact again before speaking.
ROBIN : Quietly What is this about?
MARIAN : Haltingly, at first, choosing her words It is about you saying that... you care about the people of Locksley when... the truth is you ran off to battle thousands of miles away.
Robins slowly reaches up to wipe away a tear from Marian’s cheek, but she angrily slaps his arm away.
ROBIN : A bit of hurt in his voice. You had something on your cheek.
Robin steps away. Marian regains her composure, remembers her original purpose and pulls a weapon out of her purse.
MARIAN : Right, this is what we do. Stand by the door, I’ll scream, in he comes, you strike him and run. I’ve paid a man by the east gate. You’ll not be seen if you leave now before day watch. Take these.
ROBIN : I cannot go unseen!
MARIAN : Well, you cannot go seen!
ROBIN : I cannot let the Sheriff win.
MARIAN : I have you not heard a single word I’ve said?
ROBIN : Trust me, I have a plan! Marian stares at him. Robin shrugs and glances away. Half a plan.
Marian stares at Robin in disbelief, eyes narrowed and shaking her head.
Smiling, quietly: I love it when you look at me in anger.
MARIAN : Frustrated Oh!
Robin grins. Suddenly, they hear a thump at the door and Robin runs to jamb. More thumps, the door creaks open and the Jailer falls in unconscious. Much enters holding a board over his head and carrying Robin’s bow and quiver. Will and Allan stand behind him.
MUCH : This is a rescue! Hands the quiver and bow to Robin, smiling. And we are undetected.
SOLDIER : Off-stage In the dungeons! Outlaw! Open this door!
MUCH : Realising there’s trouble now Ah!
Two soldiers enter the room. Marian is sitting with the unconscious Jailer at her feet, his head leaning on her knees.
MARIAN : Feigning relief Oh, thank God. This man needs help.
The guards look at each other.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. COURTYARD. EARLY MORNING.
Robin, Much, Will and Allan run down the steps to meet Little John, Roy, Forrest and Hanton, who have been sitting, waiting, by the gallows.
ROBIN : Thank you for coming.
ROY : Let’s go, before they see we’ve opened the gates. Turns to leave.
ROBIN : Holds up a hand to them. Hang on. Hold an escape route for me. I need five minutes. There is something I must do before I can go with you.
ALLAN : In disbelief What?
ROBIN : To Allan If I’m longer than that, then leave without me. Looks at Little John.
LITTLE JOHN : Nods. Yes.
ROBIN : Thank you.
Robin looks round the courtyard, then starts to step away, but Much pulls him back.
MUCH : Master, no. Grabs both of Robin’s shoulders. You cannot go back in there. If you go back in and die, then I will die... of grief. So you must come now, if only to save me.
ROBIN : Puts his hands on Much’s arms. See, that is why I love you. Nods once, then looks at Roy. And you, I need help. Much lets go of Robin. It is dangerous. Roy looks at Little John, who nods.
LITTLE JOHN : Yes.
Roy nods at Robin. Robin runs to the tree where there is a coil of rope. Roy follows.
MUCH : Quietly Why him when you love me? Why not me?
Robin fits a knot over the tip of an arrow as the main doors open and guards stream out.
LITTLE JOHN : Here they come.
Robin and Roy run to the side steps. Robin drops the rope and Roy hands him his bow. The others engage the guards. Robin aims an arrow at a crane on the battlements on the north wall and shoots. The arrow lands solidly in the wood. Robin and Roy hide in the lee of the side steps as more guards come down. The others fight on. As the last one passes, Roy glances back at Robin and makes to go up the steps, but Robin pulls him back.
ROBIN : Quietly Whoa, wait. Last man.
One more guard runs down the steps, then Robin taps Roy’s shoulder and they go up the steps.
The battle continues in the courtyard. Little John knocks out a guard.
INTERIOR CORRIDOR.
A guard looks out at the commotion, technically staying at his post. He hears someone behind him and turns around just in time to meet Roy’s fist. Robin grabs a soldier’s helmet off the wall as Roy gets the guard’s sword. They nod at each other.
Outside the battle continues. Much and Will take out a guard each.
Inside, Robin and Roy, disguised as soldiers, follow a small squad down the corridor and duck away at the sherrif's quarters. Robin walks up to the two soldiers at the door.
ROBIN : Hello there. I was just passing, and the Sheriff said for me to drop in... removes his face-mail... at any time.
The soldiers look at each other, then point their halberds at the intruder.
SHERIFF'S QUARTERS.
The Sheriff is asleep in his bed.
GUARD : From outside the door. My lord! Robin has escaped!
The Sheriff wakes up. He hears a thud as the soldier hits the floor. He quickly throws back the covers and steps into his slippers. He walks over to the doors and pulls them open. Two soldiers (one of them Roy) fall back at his feet. Robin steps over them, pointing a drawn bow with arrow at the Sheriff ’s head. The Sheriff backs up towards his chair.
SHERIFF : What do you want?
ROBIN : Yesterday in Locksley, you revealed your true colours. The Sheriff backs into his chair and is forced to sit. Today I reveal mine. You were right, I have lost my taste for bloodshed, but if you ever callously or needlessly hurt anyone as a way of getting to me, if you cut out a tongue, or brand an arm, or even so much as pluck the hair of an innocent person to get to me, in the name of King Richard, so help me, I will kill you.
They stare at each other a moment.
SHERIFF : I don’t believe you.
ROBIN : Trust me.
SHERIFF : What has changed since yesterday? Mm-nothing. Robin shoots an arrow between the Sheriff ’s fingers on the arm of his chair. Prove it. Robin draws, another arrow aimed at the Sheriff. I will not change. I will stoop low so... leans back in his chair and puts on a pitiful look... kill me now.
Robin fires three more arrows to the right, above, and to the left of the Sheriff ’s head.
Impressive, but each arrow that hits the wood, well, that is a point lost, isn’t it? And what’s surprising is you have not even maimed me. I’m not even grazed. Surely I deserve at least that, hm? Stands to face Robin. Are you afraid of authority? Or is it secretly you know that I’m right? That we must have law and order. I think it is... raises finger... I think that is why I shall have you hang yourself. The Sheriff shakes his finger at Robin and Robin nicks it with the arrow tip. Sssss!
ROBIN : Now I have maimed you.
SHERIFF : Chuckles. It’s a scratch, hm? My point, well, it still stands. Sucks at his wound.
ROBIN : Lavender?
SHERIFF : Lavender. Scoffs slightly.
Sucks on his wound again, then sees a guard stir (not knowing it’s Roy).
But my pain shall be salved by a much sweeter balm, the knowledge that you are weak. Behind Robin, the guard silently draws his sword. As weak as your charming sweet conscience is strong.
The guard raises his sword and Robin spins around and shoots an arrow into his chest. The guard falls to the floor and Robin quickly loads another arrow and aims it at the Sheriff again, who is stunned that Robin killed somebody.
ROBIN : You overestimate my conscience. Robin circles around behind the Sheriff, who turns with him. Now... eyes the purse on the table... do precisely as I say. We’re going to the tower.
Outside the outlaws are still fighting off the guards. The Sheriff goes to an opening overlooking the courtyard.
SHERIFF : Yelling out Stop! Stoooop! The fighting stops. Do not harm those men. They are free to go. I have an announcement to make.
ROBIN : Behind the sheriff with drawn bow I...
SHERIFF : I, Vaizey, Sheriff of Nottingham...
ROBIN : ... in recognition...
SHERIFF : ... in recognition...
ROBIN : ... of my...
SHERIFF : ... of my... illegal actions yesterday in Locksley...
ROBIN : ... do humbly apologise...
SHERIFF : ... do humbly apologise to the innocent people who have suffered... at my hands.
ROBIN : Backing slowly away I promise to pay £500...
SHERIFF : I promise to pay... scrunches his face at the thought. No, no! I cannot go on. Turns around. You will have to kill... Realises Robin is gone. Guards! Guards here! Goes back to the window. Stop those men!
The battle below resumes.
In the Sheriff ’s quarters, the guard sits up, arrow in his chest, takes off his helmet and head mail to reveal himself as Roy. He walks into the corridor, arrow embedded in a slab of wood tied around his neck. He runs to join the battle. On the battlements, Robin is running towards the crane. He throws his guard’s uniform down, grabs the rope hanging from the crane (magically tied around it now), and starts to coil it up.
ROBIN : Much! Much!
SHERIFF : Looks up at Robin from his window. And shoot Locksley!
Marian appears in her cloak in the cloister, hidden from the Sheriff by a pillar. The others fight on and Roy appears in the main doorway, discards his disguise and arrow, and runs down the steps to join in.
ROBIN : Much! Finishes coiling rope.
Much looks up at him, as does Marian.
Tie this off !
Robin throws the coil down to Much, who catches it, runs to the centre gallows, rejects that idea, then runs to the tower’s wooden stairs and rejects that.
MUCH : Looks up at Robin. Robin! Where?!
LITTLE JOHN : From behind Much Here! He throws down his staff.
Much tosses Little John the rope and runs behind him out of the way. Robin pulls the string off his bow as Little John wraps the rope around his waist, then kicks off a guard.
To Much: You! Defend me!
MUCH : Me? Realises that that is helping. Yes!
Robin puts the bow over the rope.
Two archers run down the tower steps and aim at Robin, but Will swings his broadaxe across the back of their heads and they fall. He looks up at Robin.
Robin nods expectantly to Little John, asking if he’s ready.
LITTLE JOHN : Yes!
Robin jumps. Much charges with his sword and shield at two guards coming at Little John as Robin slides down, holding on to his bow over the rope.
Roy gives one last swing with his nobbler, then turns around and watches Robin. Little John strains to hold the rope taut. Marian is watching, stunned and awed. Much knocks down his opponents, but they start to stand back up. Robin, nearing the end of his ride, knocks them back down from behind. Marian smiles slightly, impressed by his feat. The Sheriff is angry and turns away from the window.
ROY : To Robin That arrow hurt, lavender boy.
ROBIN : Looking at the main doors. Without sympathy Heartbreaking.
More soldiers appear in the main doorway as the outlaws drop back and line up by the gate. Little John drops the rope as Robin picks up a fallen sword from the ground. Little John raises his staff.
To the outlaws: Ready?
Robin looks right and then left to check their positions. They all back up another step.
Go!
All but Robin dash out the gate. Robin runs forward a few steps as the soldiers charge. Robin blocks a sword, but lets the soldier keep charging forward. He takes advantage of the man’s momentum and adds to it by pushing him with the flat side of the sword in his back. The soldier runs into the wall and Robin faces the next one. Robin swings his sword across his chest as the Sheriff steps out the main doors to watch. The outlaws all step back towards the gate in awe and wonder. Robin blocks a halberd with an upswing and runs behind him a few steps to stand on a small box in the corner between the archway and the main gate. He turns around as two soldiers approach. Robin holds his sword at both ends and blocks a soldier’s sword and at the same time pushes him back with his foot. Robin turns to the next soldier, blocks and swings his sword up in a large arc and deals a blow to his helmet and steps backward with one foot up onto a barrel to face the last soldier. Robin grabs the halberd as the soldier charges, pulls him forward and hits him on the back with his sword. He jumps up onto the barrel completely to avoid the falling man. One more guard steps out behind the Sheriff and stands there as Robin cuts the rope to the portcullis with his sword and quickly rolls under the falling portcullis. He stands up and smiles smugly at the Sheriff, triumphant. Marian has a slight smile still. Robin looks at her and puckers a kiss. She is offended at his boldness. Robin smiles brightly, turns and runs out through the town with the outlaws as Marian turns away, rolling her eyes. The Sheriff stands a moment, fingers twitching, then he looks at the guard standing by him. The guard shrugs and the Sheriff knocks his helmet off before going inside.
AN UNNAMED PEASANT VILLAGE.
The lads are all gathered under a low roof, spying on a beautiful young lady raking up outside a shelter.
LITTLE JOHN : To Forrest Is that her?
Forrest nods, smiling.
ALLAN : Thinking he’s joking She’s your wife?
The lady finishes, stands with the rake, and stretches her back.
What does she see in you?
The lady picks up a bucket, and freezes.
FORREST : Look, she’s seen it. Look!
The lady stoops to see a large basket of food. She sets down the bucket and looks around to see if anyone is there, then picks up the purse lying on top. She empties it into her hand and is surprised when the coins fall out.
LITTLE JOHN : That is good.
FORREST : Happily Yeah.
The woman is happy, but puzzled.
NOTTINGHAM TOWN. BY THE WELL.
Mary, Roy’s mother, takes a sheet off a line and folds it. Roy is standing nearby, Robin behind him, watching. The woman picks up her basket of laundry and stands up. She sees a purse hanging from the furthest line opposite her. She stops, stunned. Robin pats Roy’s shoulder, who brushes it off, embarrassed.
LOCKSLEY.
Alice gets a bucket from the well. She picks up another and Little Little John follows her with another. They carry the water back to their cottage. Alice stops when she sees the food hanging by the door: two fish and two chunks of pork. They set down their buckets and stare at the food as Robin and Little John watch from the bushes, Robin chewing a long stalk of wheat. Alice smiles at Little Little John.
SHERWOOD FOREST. OUTLAWS’ CAMP.
Much is roasting two rabbits over a fire. Robin sits next to him, staring into the fire.
MUCH : You know, I myself have no family at all, of course. Yeah. No family. Sprinkles herbs on rabbits. No wife, no children. Rubs hands together. Strangely, it doesn’t bother me.
Much’s sad face is not hidden from Robin, who looks at him. Not at all.
Much sniffs as Robin looks down, wishing he had his own family, too.
Not at all. Wipes his eye with the back of his hand.
Little John looks mischievously around, then grabs the spit. Much isn’t looking.
LITTLE JOHN : Mmm. Makes to take a bite.
MUCH : Looks up at the sound. Excuse me. I think you’ll find that’s not properly cooked.
Little John lowers the spit and laughs, as do all the others. Much is not amused. Robin looks behind him at the others, all laughing.
Raises hands. Very funny.
Robin slaps Much’s back.
END OF EPISODE TWO