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NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. SHERIFF'S QUARTERS.
The Sheriff is seated across the table from Flaxton and his son, Cedric.
SHERIFF: If you’re not good, I warn you, he will kill you.
FLAXTON: We’re good. The best you’ll ever meet.
SHERIFF: Arrogant, too. I like it. Drops a purse on the table. The rest when Hood is in my vault.
NOTTINGHAM TOWN. THE BUTCHER'S SHOP.
Flies buzz as the butcher cleaves meat. He grabs a rag, dips it in a bowl of red liquid, and dabs the meat, dyeing it red again. Two guards approach the shop carrying a sack between them.
GUARD 1: Morning.
BUTCHER: Morning. Wipes his hands on his apron.
The guards set the sack down by the butcher.
BUTCHER: Ah, let’s have a look. He pulls out a chunk of meat with a large green patch on it. That’ll scrub up nice. Drops it back in the sack. Good. Goes to his purse nearby and pours out a few coins and hands them to the guard.
GUARD 1: Thank you.
BUTCHER: OK. Bye now.
The guards leave and the butcher moves the sack out of his way. He starts to resume his work when Robin drops down from the ceiling.
ROBIN: Who’d have thought? An artist masquerading as a butcher.Much jumps down to a table, then the floor, and picks up the cleaver before the butcher can.
BUTCHER: What do you want?
Robin dips his fingers into the bowl and smells them.
ROBIN: What is this? Beet root?
BUTCHER: It’s perfectly good meat. Never hurt anyone.
ROBIN: Picks up a piece of meat. Then you eat it.
BUTCHER Scoffs: It’s not cooked.
ROBIN Shoves it in the butcher’s face: Eat! Eat it!
The butcher resists, and Robin relents.
ROBIN: You sell this. People save for a month, they give everything they have for a piece of meat for their children, and you give them this? The rancid leftovers from the castle kitchen?
BUTCHER: They’re my economy cuts.
MUCH: You’ll get another kind of cut in a minute.
ROBIN: Your economy cuts nearly poisoned half of Locksley village.
The butcher scoffs as Robin sees two more guards approaching outside the window.
GUARD 2 : From outside: You’ve got enough for yourself now.
ROBIN: Not a word.
Robin throws the meat down on the table and goes into the storeroom, Much following. The guards enter the shop.
GUARD 2 : Morning.
BUTCHER: Morning.
GUARD 2: We’ve come for the Sheriff ’s order.
BUTCHER: Yeah, yeah. It’s all here.
As the guard bends down for the sack, the butcher whispers to him.
BUTCHER Whispers: Outlaws in the storeroom.
GUARD 2 Looks up at the butcher, then at his companion and points. Whispers: Storeroom.
The two step to the storeroom and a side of beef knocks one aside. Robin pushes the other one aside and runs out.
GUARD 2: Stop him! Quickly!
Much follows Robin out with a hogshead in his hands. They run through the town, guards in pursuit. Robin runs into a dead end.
MUCH: Master!
Robin looks around, then sees the sewer dump and climbs up on its edge.
MUCH: The sewer? No!
ROBIN: Oh, yes! Jumps into the sewer dump.
Much reluctantly follows with his hogshead and jumps just in time to avoid the guards. They land in a large trash heap. Much sits up, disgruntled.
MUCH Very sarcastically and disgruntled: Oh, lovely. Like a pig in slops.
ROBIN: Well then, you should be happy.
MUCH: What?
ROBIN: That’s what it means. “A pig in slops,” it means you’re happy.
MUCH: Well, I’ve never understood that. Why would anyone be happy in slop? Slams down the hogshead beside him.
OPENING CREDITS
THE APPROACH TO NOTTINHAM TOWN.
Peasants gather under and around the bridge. A nun stumbles across. Gisborne appears in the gateway on his horse, ready to leave town, and sees her. The nun falls to her knees, thento the ground entirely. Gisborne quickly dismounts and hurries over to her.
GISBORNE: Madam?
Gisborne puts a hand to her head.
ABBESS Breathless: I am the Abbess... the Abbess of Rufford. I seek the protection of your sheriff.
GISBORNE: hat has happened?
ABBESS: Pilgrimage... outlaws in the forest...
GISBORNE: Outlaws. Looks at guard. Take her to the castle. Get a physician. To the abbess: I will return shortly.
ABBESS: Ah. Thank you.
A guard pulls her to her feet.
A ROAD THROUGH SHERWOOD FOREST.
Flaxton and his son, Cedric, dressed as peasants and Cedric with a halberd, drive a small wagon through the forest. Little John, staff in hand, stands in the road. Allan, with a bow drawn, Will, with his broadaxe, and Djaq, with her sword, stand behind him. Allan shoots an arrow into the wagon’s side. Flaxton and Cedric duck and the wagon stops. The outlaws approach them, Allan with another arrow ready.
FLAXTON: I’m just a poor farmer. I’m going into town to sell some goat’s milk.
DJAQ Walks over to the goat tied behind the wagon. You will not make money.
FLAXTON: We won’t make much. Just enough to keep the me and the orphan lad alive.
DJAQ Pokes the goat gently with her sword. You will not make anything. This is a male goat.
Little John stares menacingly at Flaxton. Allan goes through the contents of the wagon and finds a cloak with the royal emblem stitched on it and a saddle hidden amongst the straw under a sheet of canvas. Will pulls the arrow out of the wagon.
ALLAN: Well, well, poverty’s not what it used to be.
FLAXTON: It’s a family heirloom.
Little John puts his staff to Flaxton’s neck.
LITTLE JOHN: Liars we do not like.
DJAQ: Holds up a large book from the wagon. What is this?
FLAXTON Sternly: That is crown property and I am ordering you to put it back!
Will takes the book.
ALLAN: Speaks grand for a farmer!
Will drops the book in the wagon and hands the arrow back to Allan.
WILL: More like a tax man to me.
FLAXTON: It’s not too late for everyone just to go on their way.
LITTLE JOHN Slams the end of this staff on the ground. Too late for you.
Little John pulls Flaxton from the wagon.
CEDRIC: Please, sir, no!
KNIGHTON HALL. EXTERIOR.
Marian is outside round the side of her house visualising a fight in her head and making slight hand gestures when Edward comes around the corner, Gisborne close behind.
EDWARD: Marian!
Marian straightens up as Gisborne comes into view. Gisborne stops and looks her up and down and smiles slightly.
MAIN ROOM.
Marian sits up straight in a chair. Gisborne stands before her.
GISBORNE: Forgive me. I do not have as much time as I planned. I have a gift for you. Holds out a small bag to her.
MARIAN Takes the bag: Sir Guy, you bring too many gifts.
GISBORNE: My mother used to say... if you have wronged somebody, or if they are upset, do not be proud. Offer them friendship. If they reject you, offer a second time and a third until they accept.
Marian looks at the trinket from the bag.
GISBORNE: And that is what I intend to do with you.
MARIAN: Please. I do not need gifts. Holds the bag out to Gisborne.
GISBORNE Reluctantly takes the bag back. No, you need a husband.
Marian glares at him.
GISBORNE: This world’s not safe for a woman alone.
Marian looks slightly questioningly at him.
GISBORNE Softly: Outlaws.
MARIAN: I can protect myself.
GISBORNE Scoffs: Even pilgrims. There’s an abbess at Nottingham half dead. I must tend to her.
MARIAN Waits a moment, sees her opportunity, and stands. Then I would not delay you. Smiles slightly.
GISBORNE: Good day.
Gisborne takes one step towards the door, then changes his mind and quickly steps back to Marian and puts the bag in her hand.
GISBORNE: I will keep giving. Leaves.
SHERWOOD FOREST.
Robin and Much find the rest of the gang.
ROBIN: What have we got?
LITTLE JOHN: Tax collector.
Djaq hands Robin the book.
ROBIN: Ho-ho! Very good. Takes a few steps away, leafing through the book.
FLAXTON: At least get the facts straight. I am a tax inspector. It’s two grades higher than a tax collector. I do the bookwork. I don’t dirty my hands with the money.
MUCH: How can you be so proud?
ROBIN Quickly walks back to Flaxton with the book and squats at his feet. This is not taxation.
Flaxton scoffs.
ROBIN: This is extortion.
FLAXTON: I count the wealth of the world. I don’t judge it.
ROBIN: No, we judge it.
FLAXTON: This is 1192, my friend. The time for heroes is gone. This is the age of the bookkeeper now.
ROBIN Points in the book: These markings, they mean something.
FLAXTON Firmly: I will not divulge state secrets.
ROBIN: Hm.
Robin nods at Little John standing behind Flaxton. Little John puts his staff under Flaxton’s chin and pull up, choking him.
CEDRIC: You! Put him down!
ALLAN: Hey, word of advice, mate. Be nice to Little John.
CEDRIC: Put my father down! He has a weak heart!
ROBIN: Your father?
Cedric looks caught.
ROBIN: John, let the gentleman down.
Little John reluctantly lowers his staff. Flaxton rubs his neck.
ROBIN Leans into Flaxton: What state secrets?
Flaxton is silent.
ROBIN: John?
Little John picks up Cedric under his arms.
FLAXTON: Leave him alone!
ROBIN: We do not like it when people hold back on us. Now tell me, what state secrets?
KNIGHTON HALL. INTERIOR.
Edward watches Marian cross the room to the table.
EDWARD: Gisborne seemed angry. What did you say to him?
MARIAN Sarcastically: I said I would marry him and have his children.
EDWARD: You could do worse.
MARIAN: Yes, if I married the Sheriff. I would sooner be a nun than Gisborne’s wife.
EDWARD: When is this wilfulness going to stop?
Marian, annoyed, goes to the stairs.
EDWARD: Not to mention the other nonsense.
MARIAN Stopping at the foot of the stairs: What other nonsense?
EDWARD: The night rider, or whatever you call yourself.
MARIAN: I do not call myself anything. They say Nightwatchman.
EDWARD: It is dangerous. It is foolish. And I have forbidden it.
MARIAN: Father, I must do what I can. The poor cannot feed themselves. Their children are—
EDWARD Interrupts: I forbid it! Your hair was a warning. Next time you will hang.
MARIAN: That is my problem.
EDWARD: How can you be so selfish?
MARIAN: It is my neck.
EDWARD: I am your father. This is my house and—
MARIAN Interrupts: You fear for your own neck. That is the truth.
EDWARD Shocked.: If you cannot obey me, if you—
MARIAN Interrupts calmly: I cannot obey you.
EDWARD: Then you leave this house.
Marian stares a moment in disbelief, then calmly goes upstairs.
SHERWOOD FOREST.
Robin squats at the feet of Flaxton. Cedric is tied to a nearby large tree.
FLAXTON: If I tell you, how do I know you’re not just going to kill us anyway?
ROBIN: You don’t.
FLAXTON: That’s not much of a deal.
ROBIN: Well, in the real world, things don’t always add up. Stands.
FLAXTON: Very original.
ROBIN: But true. Steps away from Flaxton, then looks back at him.
FLAXTON Waits a moment before relenting. The tax money for the whole of the north... is being held at Nottingham Castle.
Will stands, staring. Allan frowns and steps forward. Much looks at Robin.
ROBIN Squats again. All of it?
FLAXTON: The Sheriff has the trust of the Prince.
Cedric is uneasy.
FLAXTON: He has been annual collector for the last three years.
WILL: That’s true. My father used to have to make extra strong boxes this time of year.
FLAXTON: In case you have any ideas, Prince John sends a unit of his army to protect the shipment.
ROBIN: And yet he does not protect you?FLAXTON Scoffs. I do not move the money. I merely count it. Check it out as it leaves Nottingham, check it in as it arrives in London.
Robin stands and walks away a few steps, thinking.
ROBIN: Good. Looks back at Flaxton with a glint in his eyes.
MUCH: Master...
Robin grins slightly.
MUCH: No, surely...
ALLAN: Robin, the castle’s as tight as leeches’ lips.
DJAQ: You’re scared.
ALLAN: Well, yeah! Look, I’ve dangled from a rope there. Not funny.
WILL Determined. I want that money. I want that money before it gets to London. You think taxes pay for themselves? People sweat for them, give their lives for them. And when they save up enough, they can’t even afford a decent piece of meat.
ROBIN: My friend here lost his mother.
FLAXTON: It’s not my fault.
ALLAN: You’re part of the system.
LITTLE JOHN Puts hand on Flaxton’s shoulder. Taxes we do not like.
ROBIN: It’s one of our bugbears. Squats at Flaxton’s feet.
WILL: We’d give that money back to the people it was stolen from.
ROBIN: Where in the castle?
FLAXTON: In the vault. Maximum security. You’d never get in.
ROBIN: Yeah, you’re right. We wouldn’t.
MUCH: Oh, may I say I am relieved. I mean, as much as I want to see that money returned to the people, I just think that...
ROBIN: We wouldn’t get in... but you... you would.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. INTERIOR CORRIDOR.
Gisborne and the Sheriff are walking towards the Abbess’chamber.
GISBORNE: She was leading a pilgrimage to Canterbury.
SHERIFF: Ah! Sings and skips: Canterbury, Canterbury, Thomas à Becket. Everybody loves a martyr.
GISBORNE: Her retinue were robbed and scattered to the four winds. She’s been on her own stumbling through the forest all night.
SHERIFF Sarcastic sympathy: Aww, no servants? No adoring novice nuns? Poor thing.
GISBORNE: I have some sympathy.
They stop near a door.
SHERIFF Chuckles: Well, don’t. They call themselves Father Abbot and Mother Superior. They call themselves by parents’ names so that we don’t notice them getting fat at our expense. They are... parasites dressed as pious. Steps to the door and opens it.
ABBESS' CHAMBER.
ABBESS: There are worse things to dress up as than pious, my lord.
SHERIFF: Ah. That remark was not meant for you.
ABBESS: I think it was.
SHERIFF: Yes... yes it was. For people like you. What can I say? Crosses his arms. I’m not sorry.
ABBESS: Then I cannot grant you forgiveness.
SHERIFF: Oh, where you come from that must be a devastating thing to withhold. But here...
ABBESS: I have no intentions of being a parasite in your castle, my lord, pious or otherwise. I shall be leaving forthwith.
SHERIFF: Good. I wish you a safe onward journey. Goes to door.
ABBESS: I’ve sent one of your messengers to Rufford. Assuming the outlaws you are so clearly incapable of controlling allow him to get through, a retinue will arrive to escort me home directly. I’ve given instructions for funds to be brought. You will be paid for your... hospitality.
SHERIFF: Oh. Er, monies raised here go directly to support the King and his army.
ABBESS: Funds raised by the Church go to the glorification of God, not war.
SHERIFF: Ah, just as I thought. It’s meant to be a holy war, but it’s paid for out of my taxes, not yours, huh? Mother. Turns to leave.
ABBESS: I had heard Nottingham under your stewardship was a godless place.The Sheriff turns back.
ABBESS: I had no idea how godless.
SHERIFF: Yes I know, I should have been struck down by now. I hope you’re still here for dinner... no charge.
The Sheriff leaves and Gisborne follows.
INTERIOR CORRIDOR NEAR THE CHAPEL.
The abbess walks to a guard at a door.
ABBESS: This is your chapel?
GUARD: I’m sorry, my lady. The chapel is out of bounds.
The abbess, flustered, goes to see the Sheriff.
SHERIFF'S QUARTERS.
The Sheriff sits at the table, a long feather quill in hand.
SHERIFF: We do not know for sure it was Hood.
GISBORNE: The abbess was very clear. Does it matter? We just blame him anyway. Robin Hood, pilgrim robber?
SHERIFF Writing: No. I want Hood to be comfortable... confident... looks at Gisborne... bold.
GISBORNE: Do you have a scheme?
The Sheriff smiles at him as the doors open and the abbess enters.
ABBESS: Sir, you may be comfortable with godlessness. I am not.
SHERIFF: I am comfortable with godlessness. In fact, I would hate to be... thinks over each syllable: god-less-ness-less. Yeah. Smiles.
Gisborne smirks.
ABBESS: I am denied access to your chapel, and so I am denied access to my god. Whether you accept it or not, He is your god, too.
SHERIFF Writing: Currently, my god has another use for the chapel.
ABBESS: There can be only one use for a chapel.
SHERIFF: Hmm. Well, today, there are two. Stops writing and looks up, smiling.
Gisborne looks at the abbess.
SHERIFF Continues writing: Let me see what I can do, hm? Finishes writing, looks up and smiles.
NOTTINGHAM TOWN. MAIN GATE.
Flaxton, on horseback, and Will, dressed in Cedric’s cloak and with his halberd, enter the gate.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. MAIN GATE.
At the portcullis, a guard approaches them.
GUARD: Staying for long, sir?
FLAXTON Dismounts. Depends on how much money you have got for us to count.
Will looks serious, following the conversation.
GUARD : That your same boy? Frederick?
WILL: Cedric.
GUARD Nods slightly: Cedric. I’ll get you an escort, gents. Leaves.
Will looks at Flaxton, who nods slightly.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. CHAPEL.
Guards stack several chests into the confessional as the Sheriff watches.
SHERIFF: Taxes in the chapel of the Lord. I love irony.
A guard pulls the curtains across and approaches the Sheriff.
SHERIFF: Good. Let the lady get on her knees to her god. Goes to the door.
GUARD : My lord, is this safe? If something were to go wrong...
SHERIFF: As he is leaving without turning around. Post two more guards.
GUARD: Yes, my lord.
SHERIFF: She’s only a nun.
Both leave.
THE CORRIDOR OUTSIDE THE CHAPEL.
The Sheriff meets the abbess.
SHERIFF: Ah, forgive me if I don’t join you.
ABBESS: You want forgiveness now?
SHERIFF: It was a turn of phrase.
ABBESS: Or was it your conscience talking?
SHERIFF Stops, turns. I don’t know. Have I got a conscience?
ABBESS: You like to spar with words.
SHERIFF Steps towards the abbess. I like to spar with actions, too.
ABBESS Turns her head aside. You forgive me.
SHERIFF: What for?
ABBESS: For not praying for your soul.
SHERIFF Chuckles. I can see you.
ABBESS:Trying not to look caught. What?
SHERIFF: I can see you. Steps very close to her. Underneath all that Mother Superior performance, there’s a naughty little girl, isn’t there? Hm? Am I right? Underneath all the haughty, there’s quite a bit of naughty.
ABBESS: How dare you.
SHERIFF Chuckles. I think you probably like to spar with words. I think you probably like to spar with actions, too. The abbess slaps his face and turns to the chapel door, which the guard unlocks.
SHERIFF: Ouch.
The chapel door opens.
SHERIFF: The door will be locked so knock if you want to get out. Turns away.
ABBESS: You’re locking me in? In the chapel of the Lord?
The Sheriff waves his hand as he enters his quarters across the hall. The abbess goes in the chapel and the guard closes the door behind her.
THE APPROACH TO NOTTINHAM TOWN.
Marian gallops to the bridge and then slows the horse to a walk, looking at all the peasants around it. She does a double take at a familiar face: Robin, dressed as a peasant. He jerks his head towards the gate. Marian stops and glances at the two guards at the gate, then back at Robin, who jerks his head again. Marian dismounts and takes out her purse and dumps several coins into her hand. She hands them out to the peasants, who quickly overwhelm her.
MARIAN: Help! Somebody help me! Somebody help me, please!
The two guards come running.
GUARD: Break it up! Break it up!
Robin, Little John, Much and Allan run through the gate.
GUARD: Don’t have anything to do with them, your ladyship. You don’t belong with that sort.
Marian nods, trying to look embarrassed, and gets back on her horse.
CASTLE COURTYARD.
The guard returns with guards for Flaxton.
GUARD : Your escort, sir.
OUTSIDE THE PORTCULLIS.
Robin and Much, hidden amongst the structures, look through at Flaxton and Will.
COURTYARD.
Meanwhile, the Sheriff looks down into the courtyard from his window.
SHERIFF: Ah, the tax man cometh. Takes a bite of an apple.
OUTSIDE THE PORTCULLIS.
Robin and Much look back at Marian arriving. Robin walks over to Marian, who is staring at him.
ROBIN: That was impressive. Thank you.
MARIAN: Seeing as you owe me one, can we talk?
MUCH: No!
Robin looks at him in disbelief.
MUCH: Master, our mission!
ROBIN Holds up one finger to Marian: One minute.
Much is disgruntled.
OFF THE MAIN STREET.
MARIAN: What mission?
ROBIN: You’ll find out soon enough. Do you have a problem?
MARIAN Agitated: More than I can say in one minute.
Robin waits silently, ready to listen.
MARIAN: This life...this pretence is driving me mad. Gisborne sniffs around me like a little spaniel. My father would have me marry him for fear of anyone guessing we are not wholly in league with the Sheriff. As for the Nightwatchman, it is not enough for me and it is too much for my father. What I want, who I am... does not count. Sighs. I am sick of it all. I am leaving home.
ROBIN: To go...where?
MARIAN Shakes head: I do not know.
ROBIN Chuckles: That is unwise.
MARIAN Her frustration rising: I am sick of people, and it is always men, telling me what is wise and what is not.
ROBIN: Then tell me what it is you want.
MARIAN: Help! I want somebody for once to think about how they can help me. Help me to do what I want to do, what I think is wise.
MUCH Whispers: Master!
ROBIN: I have to go.
MARIAN Scoffs: Of course you do. I have to go, too.
MUCH Whispers: Master!
ROBIN: We will continue this conversation. I’d like to help.
He and Much turn to leave.MARIAN: No need.
Robin turns around.
MARIAN: I’ve made my decision.
Robin stares at Marian, torn between her need and his duty, then nods to Much.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. SHERIFF'S QUARTERS.
The Sheriff is sitting at the table, Marian stands to the side. The doors open and Gisborne enters.
SHERIFF: Ah. Gisborne. Marian wants to petition our visiting Mother Superior.
GISBORNE: What for?
Marian looks at Gisborne.
SHERIFF: To borrow a pound. What do you think? To become a nun.
GISBORNE: Oh. Looks darkly at Marian. Really? A nun?
MARIAN: My father is displeased with me. In the abbey I could learn obedience.
GISBORNE: Surely there are other ways.
SHERIFF: Go and knock on her ladyship’s door. She’s in the chapel. Tell the guards I sent you.
Marian nods and leaves. Gisborne is in a state of disbelief.
CHAPEL.
The door opens and Marian steps in. The abbess is kneeling at the altar, appearing to pray. Marian steps towards her.
MARIAN: Mother?
The Abbess turns her head towards Marian.
MARIAN: Forgive this intrusion. I have a request to make of you.
ABBESS: Speak quickly, child.
MARIAN: It is a difficult matter—
ABBESS Interrupts: Quickly or not at all.
MARIAN: Very well. I should like to be a novice in your order.
ABBESS: Come to my abbey in a month. I will consider you then.
MARIAN: With respect, you are here today. Consider me now.
ABBESS Stands. You are bold. Do you know who I am?
MARIAN: I— Forgive me, I am bold. That is why I do not belong here. It is stifling.
ABBESS: You think the abbey is a place to be bold? Sits on the front bench.
MARIAN Joins her on the bench. I think it is a place to breathe. I should like to be clear. I would stay for a year at most, and I can fund my keep.
ABBESS: Forgive me, something about you... You are an unlikely novice.
MARIAN: You are an unlikely abbess.
ABBESS Chuckles: You are spirited. Leans into Marian, her voice purposeful: I could use someone like you.
MARIAN: I have no intention of being used.
They stare at one another.
NOTTINGHAM TOWN. THE SEWER DUMP OUTSIDE THE CASTLE.
Will waits around the corner. The kitchen worker goes to the dump, pulls open the door and goes to dump his trash, but Little John pulls him in. On the other side of the wall, he is dumped into a barrel. Little John points inside the wall and Robin climbs up. Inside, Robin calls to Will.
ROBIN Whispers: Will!
Will comes forward, Flaxton behind him. Will pulls Robin out of the dump, then pulls through the bow, quiver and scimitar. Flaxton watches. Will pulls Much, who grimaces, wiping his hands on his clothes as Robin buckles on his sword belt.
MUCH: I hate this.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. INTERIOR. CORRIDOR OUTSIDE THE CHAPEL.
The chapel door closes and Marian walks down the corridor. Gisborne is waiting behind a pillar.
GISBORNE: So... did she agree?
MARIAN Stops, startled. Yes.
GISBORNE Walks over to her. I’m surprised you’ve not mentioned this to me before.
MARIAN: Should I have?
GISBORNE Frowning: Yeah.
MARIAN: It is done now. I leave with her when her retinue comes. Tonight, probably. I must pack my things.
She turns to leave but Gisborne grabs her arm.
GISBORNE: I thought we were friends. I thought, in time, you would consider...
MARIAN: What?
GISBORNE: Marriage.
Marian looks down at Gisborne holding her arm. He releases it.
GISBORNE: That you would consider...
MARIAN: Perhaps I am not the marrying kind.
GISBORNE: But you will be a bride of Christ.
MARIAN: It was a difficult decision, I confess. Leaves.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. INTERIOR. AT THE VAULT.
Outside the door, somebody knocks. A guard opens the door and is knocked down by Little John, who then rams another with his staff. Robin knocks out the fi.rst guard. Flaxton, Allan, Much and Will enter. Flaxton stands in front of the vault’s door.
FLAXTON: Now listen here. I’ve played my part. What about my son?
ROBIN: Quiet.
FLAXTON: No, I have to know he’s safe.
LITTLE JOHN: Enough!
Little John shoves Flaxton, who falls into the corner, and opens the vault’s door. The gang enter and Flaxton quickly closes and latches the door.
INSIDE THE VAULT.
MUCH: Hey!
ALLAN: Oi! Bangs on the door.
Outside, Flaxton smiles and leaves. Inside, the gang open up empty chests.
ROBIN: You’re wasting your time. We’ve been tricked!
Will slams the lid down. Little John crashes into the door as Much ducks aside. He kicks the door in frustration and storms back to Robin’s side.
ROBIN Shakes his head: Clever.
WILL: But it’s true! The taxes of the north do come through Nottingham, every year at this time. I helped make these chests! Kicks one.
ROBIN: That’s why it was clever.
Will sits on the chest.
ROBIN: An inch of truth makes the lie hard to spot.
ALLAN: I knew we shouldn’t have done this! I said!
ROBIN: Shh. Let me think.
Long pause.
ALLAN: We’re going to hang now.
ROBIN: We are not going to hang! Crosses to the other side, sits down, hangs his head and sighs deeply.
MUCH: Well, Master. What do we do?
ROBIN: I have a plan.
ALLAN: No, you don’t.
ROBIN: You’re right. Looks up at Allan. I don’t.
Will looks down at the chest under him, then at the door.
WILL: I’ve got a plan.
They all look at him. Will picks up the lock on the chest, then stands, takes his hatchet out of his belt and starts chopping away at the top of the chest.
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. SHERIFF'S QUARTERS.
Flaxton enters.
FLAXTON: As promised. Robin Hood is in your vault. And retinue.
GISBORNE: Hood? How? to the Sheriff: My lord, the tax chests...
SHERIFF Unemotional. Moved for the occasion. Gisborne, this is Flaxton. Give him a big kiss. He’s achieved something none of us could manage. Chuckles. Well, come along. Steps forward. Let’s go and gloat.
FLAXTON: Before that... if you could settle the remainder of my payment? I have risked my life.
SHERIFF: I haven’t taken delivery yet.
FLAXTON: Well, he’s not going anywhere. Scratches his beard. It’s just that I’m not keen to stick around for the trial.
SHERIFF Frowns, then smiles. A trial? How quaint. You’ll be paid. Gisborne, make the arrangements. £500.
GISBORNE Surprised so cheap: Really?
NOTTINGHAM CASTLE. INSIDE THE VAULT.
Will carves a piece of wood, explaining his plan.
WILL: We weren’t allowed to lit the locks on these. They had to be the best. Blows on the piece of wood. As good as the castle locks.
ALLAN: What does that mean?
WILL Tries his key in the padlock on the chest. It means they might well be made by the same locksmith.
The key doesn’t work. Will takes it out and chips away at it again.
MUCH: Look, I don’t suppose there’s any point telling you to hurry up?
WILL Keeps working and doesn’t look up. Nope.
MUCH: Right.
Will chips off a piece, blows on the key, and tries it in the padlock again. It works. Will looks up at Robin, then holds up the key. Robin nods. Will stands and puts the key in the door’s lock. Robin grabs his bow, Much his sword. All stand ready to charge. Will fits the key, pulls it up and the lock clicks. He looks back at Robin, who nods. Will pushes open the door and steps back as Allan knocks out the guard. They all run upstairs.
EXTERIOR CORRIDOR.
A door opens to reveal Robin and gang. They sneak along the corridor, but the Sheriff, crossing the courtyard on his way to “gloat,” sees them and points to them.
SHERIFF: Guards!
COURTYARD.
Robin jumps down onto the side steps, draws his scimitar and takes out guards. Will and Much take out two, as does Little John. The Sheriff picks up the sword of a fallen guard and goes up the side steps to engage Robin himself. Robin forcefully knocks the sword from the Sheriff ’s hand with his scimitar and fights. Will slides down the railing of the side steps and engages a guard as Robin kicks the Sheriff down the steps into two other guards. Robin engages the two as the others fight on. Robin gets past the two, then as the Sheriff advances on him, he swings his scimitar around and catches the Sheriff by the neck, standing behind him.
ROBIN: Cluster ball!
The gang immediately drop their opponents and gather around Robin, Little John with Robin’s bow. When they reach him, Robin yells out to the guards.
ROBIN: Stop! Stop! Stop!
The guards gather around them but do not engage.
ROBIN: No-one has to die here today.
Robin edges towards the portcullis.
ROBIN to the Sheriff: I think you know how this goes? How much did you pay him?
SHERIFF: He was surprisingly cheap. Did you really think he was a tax inspector?
ROBIN: Was it enough to sacrifice his boy’s life?
SHERIFF: You can kill him if you like. Nobody will miss him, least of all me.
MUCH: You are revolting.
SHERIFF: Yes, I am godless, aren’t I?
GISBORNE Standing in the main gate. Let’s finish this, Hood. Forget the Sheriff, forget the soldiers. Just you and me.
Will has his sword pointed at Gisborne.
ROBIN: Sorry, Gisborne. Trial by combat’s not big and it’s not clever.
GISBORNE: So you are a coward.
ROBIN Chuckles. I am no coward. I just do not trust you. Or them. Now, step aside.
GISBORNE: Only a coward would steal from pilgrims.
ROBIN Shakes head. What pilgrims?
GISBORNE: Defenceless women! Women in holy orders! Who’s showing their breeding now, eh?
ROBIN: Step aside.
Gisborne just stares at him.
ROBIN: Now!
Gisborne motions to the guards and they all step aside. Robin steps back towards the portcullis.
ROBIN to gang: Do you know about this?
ALLAN: Pilgrims? I haven’t touched any pilgrims.
ROBIN: John?
LITTLE JOHN: No.
Robin stops outside the portcullis.
GISBORNE: The Abbess of Rufford is still alive, no thanks to you.
ROBIN: Never heard of her. But he dies unless your drop the portcullis. Looks up to be sure he’s clear of the gate. Now!
Gisborne motions to the guards again and the portcullis drops.
ROBIN to the Sheriff: A tax man that isn’t a tax man. Pilgrims noone’s ever heard of ? I think we’ve both been had.
Robin chuckles and lets the Sheriff go and the gang all run out through the town. The Sheriff yells through the portcullis to the guards.
SHERIFF: Get after them!
The Sheriff stops and notices something in the courtyard and whimpers.
CHAPEL.
The Sheriff runs into the chapel to find a mess and the confessional empty.
SHERIFF: No! No! He sees the nun’s habit and wimple on the altar, picks them up and throws them one at a time at a guard. Mother... throw... Superior! Throw. He walks over to the broken window and looks down at the courtyard below. A rope trails to the ground. The Sheriff is devastated. He turns around as Gisborne comes in.
GISBORNE: She was not the Abbess of Rufford.
The Sheriff shakes his head slightly and mouths “no.” Gisborne smiles and leaves.
SHERWOOD FOREST.
Djaq picks up a rock and weighs it in her hand. She walks over to Cedric and starts to sharpen a knife with the rock.
CEDRIC: You look like a boy.
DJAQ: You look like a girl.
CEDRIC: If my father is hurt...
DJAQ: What will you do? Cry?
CEDRIC: Maybe. Wouldn’t you if it were your father?
DJAQ: My father was killed by you English. Crusaders.
CEDRIC: Then you know how I feel.
DJAQ: I was brought to this country as a slave, tied up like an animal.
CEDRIC: Have sympathy with me.
DJAQ: And on that journey, I learned every way there is of trying to talk my way out of bondage. So save your breath. Sharpens knife.
CEDRIC: Can’t blame me for trying.
Djaq continues to sharpen, then hears a whistle. She looks up, puts down the rock, picks up her sword, gives Cedric a look and goes into the trees. She hears another whistle and turns towards the gang.
WILL: We’ve been tricked.
DJAQ: How?
ALLAN: He’s not really a tax man.
ROBIN Squatting, looking at Cedric. Shh.
WILL Whispers: It’s not just us. The Sheriff ’s been tricked, too.
ALLAN Whispers: Yeah, how do we know that exactly?
ROBIN: The inch of truth.
MUCH: What?
ROBIN: The money. The bit about the tax money was true.
MUCH: And?
ROBIN: Anybody as good as our friend the tax inspector wouldn’t settle for a few pounds for catching some outlaws. Not when the whole of the tax money for the north is in offer.
ALLAN: So...
ROBIN: So, Djaq, you go back. Untie him. Let him overpower you. Now, we will follow him and if I am right, he will lead us to some very wealthy crooks.
MUCH Watching Cedric. No need. Look.
They all creep forward to get a look at Cedric. They can hear him grunting. Cedric dislocates a shoulder and slowly ducks out from under the ropes.
ALLAN Chuckles quietly. Whispers: Clever beggar.
Djaq gasps.
MUCH: That is weird. It’s like a circus act.
Cedric works one arm free and slips the ropes up over his head.
MUCH: Ah, that is horrible.
Cedric pushes his shoulder back into place with a grunt of pain.
ALLAN: Ah! Come on!
ROBIN: Three groups. Switch pursuit. Silent running. Go!
The gang take off running.
KNIGHTON HALL. INTERIOR. MAIN ROOM.
EDWARD: You are really going?
MARIAN Coming downstairs with saddlebags. I have an arrangement with the Abbess of Rufford. Goes out the door to her horse.
EDWARD Steps to the door. What would I have to do to persuade you to stay?
MARIAN: It is too late. Puts a saddlebag over the horse and turns to go back in. I meet the abbess in the castle in an hour. She expects her retinue tonight. Starts up the stairs.
EDWARD: Surely it is never too late between a father and a daughter. What can I do?
MARIAN Stops halfway up the stairs, turns around and steps back down to the bottom step: Support me as the Nightwatchman. I want to do more, not less. Protect me from the Gisbornes of this world. Accept me, the daughter you have, not the daughter you wanted.
EDWARD: And if I cannot?
MARIAN: Then I go to meet the abbess.
EDWARD: Those are your terms?
MARIAN Firmly. Those are my terms. Gently. I’m sorry.
EDWARD Shakes his head. The Nightwatchman may as well put a noose around both our necks.
MARIAN Quietly: Goodbye. Turns upstairs.
EDWARD: Wait!
Marian stops.
EDWARD: If you feel that strongly...
MARIAN Turns around and steps down. You will support me?
EDWARD Pauses. I have no choice.
MARIAN Thinks a moment. Quietly: Then I will stay. Walks to the horse to collect her bag.
EDWARD: Gisborne came to see you... just now. I sent him away.
MARIAN Stepping back into the house. He will be back.
EDWARD: We will be strong.
SHERWOOD FOREST.
Cedric is running. Robin and Much follow off to the side and run to get ahead of him. They stop by a tree and watch him pass. Cedric runs to meet a trap-cart driven by Flaxton. The “abbess” sits beside him without her habit. Robin and Much peer through the trees at them. Flaxton stops the cart.
FLAXTON: Whoa! Whoa! Welcome back, lad. Whoa!
CEDRIC: Tell me we are in business.
ABBESS Sadly shakes her head. No.
CEDRIC Disappointed. Oh.
ABBESS: Not unless we want to be.
Cedric smiles.
ABBESS: We will never have to be in business again. Smiles.
FLAXTON: Come on, boy. Come and sit next to your retirement.
Cedric steps forward, then stops as an arrow hits the cart. Two more arrows sink into the wood.
FLAXTON Ducking: Whoa!
The abbess screams and ducks. Robin, with the gang behind him, walks quickly to the cart.ROBIN: No retirements just yet.
ABBESS: Is this him?
FLAXTON Surprised: You should be dead!
ROBIN: Many times over.
FLAXTON: How did you escape?
ROBIN Pushes Cedric out of the way. Oh, a wriggle... and a pop of the shoulder.
FLAXTON to Cedric: I told you, always check the tail.
ABBESS: Listen, we’ve not taken from you. We were never after you.
ALLAN: No. We were just the bait!
CEDRIC: Get over it!
Will backslaps Cedric.
WILL: You get over it! You might as well have been tax collectors. You do exactly the same thing.
ABBESS: You can talk. You live on the wrong side of the law just like us.
ROBIN Leans in to her: That’s because the law has itself become criminal. England is rotting from the top down.
ABBESS: Then why stay? We were going to Holland to set ourselves up as nobles. Why not join us? We’d make a wonderful combination.
Robin leans on the cart and raises his eyebrows briefly, listening.
ABBESS: There are many more fools like the Sheriff of Nottingham in this world. It is our duty to cheat them.
FLAXTON: They’re greedy. That’s why they are so easy to trick.
ABBESS Join us. Leans into Robin. Softly: With our strategies and your remarkable talent...
The abbess kisses Robin as Will and Much look on curiously.
ABBESS Whispers in Robin’s ear: It would be so different. Forget the others, just you and me.
She kisses Robin again.
ALLAN: What’s he doing?
The abbess releases her kiss. Robin appears to swoon a bit.
MUCH: Now you see what I have to put up with.
ABBESS: What do you say?
ROBIN Thinks for a moment. I say...
Robin looks at Little John, who is staring incredulously at Robin.
ROBIN: Little John?
Little John smiles satisfactorily.
ABBESS Confused. What?
Little John pushes Flaxton and Robin pushes the abbess into the mud in the back of their cart. The others laugh.
MUCH: You are pigs!
ALLAN: By the way, you stink.
MUCH: And you are in slops! to Robin: But I think you’ll find they are not pigs in slops.
Robin shakes his head, agreeing with Much as the others dig through the mud in the back of the cart. Little John pulls out a money bag.
LITTLE JOHN: Oh, what else have we got here? Laughs and opens sack. Ah! Reaches in and brings out some coins.
ROBIN: You wouldn’t have wanted to retire on this?
Little John flips him a coin and he catches it.
ROBIN: Dirty money.
They all laugh as the abbess and Flaxton try to shake off the mud.
KNIGHTON HALL. EXTERIOR.
Marian is working the garden by the door when Gisborne approaches the house on horseback. He dismounts as Marian rises to her feet, a flat basket in one hand and a pitcher in the other.
GISBORNE: May I say I am glad to see you there
MARIAN: You have said it. If you will excuse me.
She turns and goes into the house and stands next to the table. Gisborne follows without invitation. Inside, Marian sets the pitcher and the basket on the table and starts to peel a vegetable as Gisborne steps in.
GISBORNE: When you said that you would go to Rufford, I admit I was disturbed.
MARIAN Lowers her hand and turns to face Gisborne. Sir Guy... resumes peeling... have I ever indicated that you would have a right to be disturbed?
GISBORNE: Well, I would like to earn that right. And I’m glad that I still have the chance.
Gisborne sits on the table next to Marian and she walks past him into the main room with the pitcher.
GISBORNE: This so-called abbess. She was an imposter.
Marian stops, turns around.
MARIAN: Pardon?
GISBORNE: I came straight away. I told your father. Did he not tell you?
MARIAN Confused and shocked, shakes her head. No. I think maybe he was being kind to me.
GISBORNE: There are other people who would like to be kind to you... holds up a small box, then sets it on the table... if you’d let them. Leaves.
Marian walks over to the table, opens the box, closes it again and sets it on the table as Edward enters.
EDWARD: I saw him coming. I would have headed him off.
MARIAN: He told me.
EDWARD: It makes no difference.
MARIAN: Yes, it does. I had nowhere to run. You did not need to agree to my terms.
EDWARD: I realised that the daughter I had was the daughter I wanted.
Marian smiles, tears in her eyes, and hugs her father.
A HERDER'S PASTURE.
Much and Robin approach the herder.
ROBIN: Good morning! I have a proposition for you.
Much gets a purse out of his shoulder bag.
ROBIN: The next time you have meat to take to Nottingham, you take it to the village of Locksley.
A DIFFERENT HERDER'S PASTURE.
ROBIN: You take it to the village of Wadlow.
ANOTHER HERDER'S PASTURE.
ROBIN: You take it to the village of Clun.
Robin hands the herder the purse.
YET ANOTHER HERDER'S PASTURE
Robin and Much approach a fourth herder.
MUCH: Now what are you trying to do? Feed the world?
ROBIN: Don’t give me ideas. to the herder: Good morning! A proposition for you. The next time you have meat for the market, you take it to the village of Nettlestone.
Much looks around and reaches into his bag.
ROBIN: Now, I am paying you over the odds. I am paying you in advance for this year... takes the purse from Much... and the next. Hands the purse to the herder. Do you know who I am? I am Robin Hood. Winks. Don’t let me down.
END OF EPISODE SIX.